Tuesday, November 18, 2025

Dear God, Please No! Say Hello to Dotard County

A Flagler County woman has launched a campaign to carve out barrier islands stretching from St. Augustine to Ponce Inlet and rename the area Trump County. Jen Herold, 40, of The Hammock, has begun a petition campaign, accompanied by a podcast, YouTube videos and a social-media drive, to lay out her argument why Florida should have a 68th county.

Comments

I like where I live. Please don't make me move.

#1 | Posted by TFDNihilist at 2025-11-18 06:42 PM

That's disgusting. More Trump worship from rwing freaks.

Now, if they wanted to name some of those off-coast Trump Dump counties in the solid Red FL Panhandle after Trump, that would be OK... they deserve it.

#2 | Posted by Corky at 2025-11-18 06:50 PM

Jen Herold's family photo shows the next generation of home-schooled white bread Christian Neanderthals who will be the bane of your children and grandchildren in the future.

#3 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-11-18 07:05 PM

There's no way in Hell I'm living in Trump County.

#4 | Posted by TFDNihilist at 2025-11-18 07:54 PM

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