Friday, December 26, 2025

we forgot to have a War on Christmas

sh*t, what do we do now?

Comments

snip ...

remember the War on Christmas? remember how much fun it was? Republicans used to cower in their homes as gangs of MS-13 roamed the streets, ready to punch the --- out of anyone who failed to say happy holidays.'

#1 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-12-26 06:10 PM

snip ...

seriously, Fox News really fell down on the job this year. back in the good old days, loofah enthusiast Bill O'Reilly would devote weeks to tirelessly documenting every instance of a public figure failing to pay proper tribute to Jesus Claus by saying Merry Christmas, using instead the Karl Marx-approved, woke greeting Happy Holidays.

look, commies, Bill's just trying to do you a favor by restoring you to God's graces. it's right there in your Bible, heathens, in Zealots 4:20 - "thou shalt only say Merry Christmas, lest I smite ye blaspheming f*ckheads."

listen to your Uncle Bill, infidels, and stop inciting God's wrath.

#2 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-12-26 06:12 PM

A bit of assistance requested from my fellow Drudge Denizens:

Recently, one of the Resisters here posted something along the lines of "I need two (2) independent sources from any Trump sycophant for any 'proof' they offer."

The Major DEI Boazo* actually posted "proof" here, triumphantly announcing that that something had been 'debunked,' said "proof" starting with the exact words ... "Trump's FBI said..."

******* BUZZ *******

An obvious lie.

Anyway, I would like to create a DR "rule" that says "I need two (2) independent sources from any Trump sycophant for any 'proof' they offer"...

... and I would like to attribute it to the brilliant poster who posted that right here.

Thank you.

#3 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-12-26 06:27 PM

---, what do we do now?

POSTED BY A_FRIEND

We bomb Nigerian villagers on Christmas Day.

Apparently.

#4 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-12-27 03:53 PM

Re 3

Yeah. That was me. But you worded it even better!

I called for 2 reliable sources for any of their outrageous claims before I'd even discuss it.

Because otherwise is just another maga lie.

#5 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-12-27 03:56 PM

#5 Many thanks, Donnerboy!

#6 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-12-27 04:05 PM

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