Saturday, January 03, 2026

elderly golfer suffering from advanced f*ckbrainscabosis

are you sitting down right now? I sure hope so, because here's some shocking news:

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it turns out that the guy who lied to us about bone spurs, and lied to us about hush money, and lied to us about his Ukraine phone call - and about a hurricane and covid and the election and his height and his weight and his golf scores and how tariffs work, and about thirty thousand other things - has been lying about his health.

I know, right?

#1 | Posted by A_Friend at 2026-01-03 02:26 PM

1 | Posted by A_Friend

Trump fell asleep in a news conference about the war he just started.

#2 | Posted by Zed at 2026-01-03 02:54 PM

It's tough being 80 and waiting until 3am to post your lunatic rants

#3 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-01-03 03:51 PM

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