Iran: US 'Negotiating With Itself'

Wednesday, March 25, 2026

An Iranian military spokesperson has mocked US attempts at a ceasefire deal, insisting the US was only negotiating with itself.

Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 09:31 PM | 34 COMMENTS | permalink

"Our first and last word has been the same from day one, and it will stay that way. Someone like us will never come to terms with someone like you," Zolfaghari said. "Not now, not ever."

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#1 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-03-25 06:30 AM

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#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-25 07:01 AM

#3 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-03-25 07:33 AM

#3 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-03-25 07:33 AM | Reply | Flag: Quip of the Month

#4 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-25 07:40 AM

It is mentioned from time to time that Trump is delusional, but few still take that literally to heart.

Trump is imagining these negotiations out of a deep and sick persona need, with a dash of manipulating the markets.

The man is crazy enough to start a war of personal choice without the assistance of Congress, our allies, or the American people. And without remembering the existence of the Strait of Hormuz.

Oh, wait...

#5 | Posted by Zed at 2026-03-25 08:36 AM

Trump's people are treating him like Hitler in his bunker----They aren't providing him accurate information about the world for fear that he will lose his temper.

This is pathetic.

#6 | Posted by Zed at 2026-03-25 10:21 AM

It took six years of intense, world-wide war to get Hitler himself to the same point of lunacy as Trump already is.

We are going to hear stories of the man moving imaginary military units around on a map of the Middle East.

WHAT in Hell are those 7,000 US troops expected to do against Iran?

I'm getting whiffs of Gallipolli and Dieppe.

SITZKRIEG understands.

#7 | Posted by Zed at 2026-03-25 10:27 AM

Iran trolls trump with a new lego video

#8 | Posted by qcp at 2026-03-25 10:55 AM

#7. The Master of War?

He's a Wannabe. That Punk doesn't know his Ass from a Hole in the Ground.

All Hat and No Cattle.

Biggest Poser on the Retort.

It Takes One to Know One.....

#9 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-03-25 05:35 PM

Iran's regime is fighting an existential battle for survival.

They'll dictate when this war is over.

#10 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-03-25 11:38 PM

The issue as I see it ...

Pres Trump (rightly) views our military as most excellent.

But Pres Trump's failure is his apparent equivalence of military might (tactical) with goals (strategic).

Stated differently, the US Military in Iran has been performing outstandingly. The issue that I see is not the performance of the military, but the stratgy of the Commander in Chief.

Stated differently (again), what do those military operations accomplish for Pres Trump's strategic goals in his Iranian War?

Has the Iran Regime changed?

Have Iran's nuclear stockpiles been removed from Iran?

I could go on...

#11 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-03-26 12:13 AM

PEDO DONNIE is a ------- ------. He's hired drunks and idiots and he'll be responsible for this country going into the -------. Red hat? ---- that. Take a shot in your eyehole, FAGAT.

#12 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-03-26 12:15 AM

**** Iranian Counterattacks Forced US Military Personnel to Work Remotely ****

"Iran has bombed US bases across the Middle East in retaliation for the illegal US-Israeli war against the people of Iran, forcing many American troops to relocate to hotels and office spaces throughout the region, according to military personnel and American officials.

In essence the US military is fighting the war while working remotely, with the exception of fighter pilots and crews operating and maintaining warplanes and conducting strikes.

Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps has urged people to report these new locations as it hunts for the dispersed troops. US military officials say that threat is not stopping the Pentagon from carrying out its unlawful war against the people of Iran, which is in its fourth week."

Sources:

Iranian Counterattacks Effective

Cost to American Taxpayers for Attacking People of Iran on Behalf of Israel>

The next generation of Americans will pay for this illegal war with appalling austerity measures

#13 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-26 04:03 AM

Zed,

"Trump is imagining these negotiations out of a deep and sick persona need"

Personally, I don't know what the truth is.

But it's interesting that you automatically take the word of the Iranian regime without question.

That says a lot. The level of hatred for Trump in this country must run pretty deep for someone to trust a government with a long reputation for dishonesty over their own government.

And let's not pretend this ends with Trump.

The next Republican president will get the same treatment.

#14 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-03-26 05:43 AM

"it's interesting that you automatically take the word of the Iranian regime "

He didn't "automatically" take that position. He took it after watching Trump serial-lie his way though the Presidency.

For example, when Trump said maybe someone else used a Tomahawk missile on the Iranian girl's school, the rest of the world laughed, because they know the rest of the world doesn't HAVE Tomahawks; only the US, the UK, and Australia do.

You, though, probably bought Trump's bulschitt. Hook, line, and sinker.

#15 | Posted by Danforth at 2026-03-26 06:02 AM

"for someone to trust a government with a long reputation for dishonesty over their own government."

You don't get the irony, do you?

#16 | Posted by Danforth at 2026-03-26 06:03 AM

"The next Republican president will get the same treatment."

Night noises. First, the frogs croaking for mates in the night, then the effin peacocks, followed by the duck barage, and now the wild cry of the sad MAGAt.

As usual, a pease, moan, whine, rinse, repeat yippity-yappity.

#17 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-03-26 06:26 AM

"Personally, I don't know what the truth is."

Yeah, hard werk, that. Sheesh.

#18 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-03-26 06:28 AM

"Trump is imagining these negotiations out of a deep and sick persona need"
Personally, I don't know what the truth is.
But it's interesting that you automatically take the word of the Iranian regime without question.

Funny that Bill doesn't see it, doesn't see what he is saying.

Right here is he saying HE doesn't trust what Piggy is saying. "Personally, I don't know what the truth is." He is saying, definitively, that he cannot trust what Piggy is saying, that Piggy is lying.

He just can't take the next logical step and conclude that since Piggy is lying, that the negotiations aren't taking place, at least as Piggy is presenting them.

#19 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-03-26 06:51 AM

But it's interesting that you automatically take the word of the Iranian regime without question (about Trump).

#14 | Posted by BillJohnson

BILL, BILL, BILL....

I KNOW Donald Trump. The entire world has Trump figured except you and MAGA.

#20 | Posted by Zed at 2026-03-26 07:32 AM

Dan,

"You don't get the irony, do you?"

I don't get what you mean. Unlike other posters here I dont claim to have inside connections to DC and the war department where they know all the facts and inner workings of Washington.

People here talk like they are experts on absolutely everything. I mean everything. There's not a topic people here aren't well versed.

Sorry...don't know about your irony.

The world of politics I think politicians are always telling us what they want us to think. That didnt start with Trump but apparently some here are so naive they think it did.

#21 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2026-03-26 07:34 AM

And let's not pretend this ends with Trump.

#14 | Posted by BillJohnson

Give us an Eisenhower and not the Joker, BILL.

Instead of pretending that the Joker is Eisenhower.

#22 | Posted by Zed at 2026-03-26 07:35 AM

Turns out Pakistan is acting as a go-between for these negotiations that "aren't happening."

Former deputy special envoy for Iran on negotiations between US and Iran to end war

#23 | Posted by qcp at 2026-03-26 08:36 AM

Turns out Pakistan is acting as a go-between for these negotiations that "aren't happening."
Former deputy special envoy for Iran on negotiations between US and Iran to end war

#23 | Posted by qcp

How long have negotiations been taking between Russia and Ukraine?

What do you think the impact on the US will be if the Iran war lasts as long as the Russia-Ukraine war?

#24 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-03-26 08:42 AM

Have we heard from Piggy in like the last few days

Iran gave us a huge present
Iran called him, he didn't call them
They have essentially reached agreement on everything
He doesn't know who is making decisions in Iran
War is won
Iran better get serious before it's too late
If Iran doesn't surrender he will destroy their power plants
Iran and America have been having terrific talks
Iran is desperate to make a deal
Piggy isn't ready to end war, though Iran wants to
You don't do a ceasefire when you're literally obliterating the other side
Iran has to unconditionally surrender
He was talking to the right people to get a deal
America has destroyed Iran's ability to communicate with each other
We have killed the top leaders, then the 2nd level of leaders and most of the 3rd levels of leaders

Another pertinent fact is that America attacked Iran during negotiations, without warning or declaration of war, TWICE

#25 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-03-26 08:51 AM

7,000 US troops expected to do against Iran?

It's all for show.

If Keghead sends them in, they're on a suicide mission.

How many soldiers did Iraq lose?

Reading this in Brittanica

"Presidency
Saddam began to assert open control of the government in 1979 and became president upon Bakr's resignation. He then became chairman of the Revolutionary Command Council and prime minister, among other positions. He used an extensive secret-police establishment to suppress any internal opposition to his rule, and he made himself the object of an extensive personality cult among the Iraqi public. His goals as president were to supplant Egypt as leader of the Arab world and to achieve hegemony over the Persian Gulf."

Jesus you could swap out Saddam for Trump.

#26 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-03-26 11:46 AM

#25 He's melting down in real time.

He's nucking futs.

#27 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-03-26 11:47 AM

Send ICE to Iran.

#28 | Posted by expectingreign at 2026-03-26 11:52 AM

Send ICE to Iran.

#28 | Posted by expectingreign at 2026-03-26 11:52 AM | Reply | Flag: "Geronimo!"

#29 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-26 11:59 AM

More market manipulation from Trump, extending the "deadline" to 10 days.

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#30 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-03-26 05:18 PM

Trump is a lunatic - a drooling madman who rambles on about $1000 pens, golden ballrooms and his beloved "triumphal arch" while he fantasizes about a "present" Iran supposedly offered him. He treats his friends and family to big payouts while taking a dump on regular people.

He has turned the entire world against the United States, to the point that Denmark was ready to go to war against us over Greenland. Only an idiot or a traitor would support this cancerous buffoon.

#31 | Posted by cbob at 2026-03-26 06:30 PM

It is depressing how many Republicans are still will to say Trump is doing a job as POTUS in spite of every last bit of evidence right in front of us. I never thought it was possible for so many normal regular people could be become deluded by a destructive and (to be honest) hate infected cult.

#32 | Posted by moder8 at 2026-03-26 07:53 PM

Oil futures are up again

Brent (the benchmark) is currently up to $110. Look for $4+ gas coming soon to a station near you.

#33 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-03-27 04:55 AM

Iran-linked hackers breach FBI director's personal email, publish photos and documents

WASHINGTON, March 27 (Reuters) - Iran-linked hackers have broken into FBI Director Kash Patel's personal email inbox, publishing photographs of the director and other documents to the internet, the hackers and the bureau said on Friday.

On their website, the hacker group Handala Hack Team said Patel "will now find his name among the list of successfully hacked victims." The hackers published a series of personal photographs of Patel sniffing and smoking cigars, riding in an antique convertible, and making a face while taking a picture of himself in the mirror with a large bottle of rum.

www.reuters.com

#34 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-03-27 03:21 PM

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