Oh, great

What Gives?

Alcohol.

#4 | Posted by REDIAL

And good lookin' bikini teams!

They're HAPPY?!!

F THAT! No democratic socialism for me! I enjoy being a grumpy, unhappy retiree, thank you.

- BUSHLOVERSHRIMPTACODAN

From the same aides:

"The Senator continues to improve, and is working closely with his staff on Kentucky and Senate matters while the Senate is out of session."

(Uh, huh ...)

What next? "Welfare Queens," "Negros," "BOO!!!?"

#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS

AFTER eating 200 MREs:

ABC is airing 24 hours of stories from all 50 states and segments about a variety of things that made America the envy of the world.

I hope America can keep the good parts and put the bad ones behind us before it's too late.

JD Vance (and his other 3 names) has no more charisma than a stalk of broccoli.

George W Bush chuckles over Trump knocking him out of first place as worst president in their lifetime

I wish this was our national anthem:

America The Beautiful - Whitney Houston

BTW, FoxNews pulled out of their Fox & Friends live coverage after two days at the National Mall because behind them were mostly live video of empty lawn in the middle of the "fair."

Trump's ego-driven takeover of America's 250th birthday is a total bust in every way.

Here's a pic of the "45,000" Trump claimed. More like 1000:

(ABOVE: Trump's speech on the National Mall)

Ha ha ha!!!

Trump's ego-driven takeover of America's 250th birthday is a total bust in every way.

Here's a pic of the "45,000" Trump claimed. More like 1000:

Gullible rubes!!

With the Crazy Horse sculptor's family grift down the road, too, also on land taken by genocidal killing. It's a good old American look, that's for sure.

#4 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis

My wife and I went to the (private, family-owned) Crazy Horse site in 1993. 30 years later, there has been only a little progress.

A grift indeed!

Add "democracy":

"A republic, if you can keep it."

-Benjamin Franklin

Extreme Heat Closes Trump's Fair

"You're welcome, Donnie!"

- Satan

Library on Air Farce 1 Stocked With Fake Books

And Trump's copy of My New Order, a book of collected Hitler speeches he kept by his bed at Mar A Lago

BTW the word "sword" is used in the bible over 400 times.

Posted by lfthndthrds

Jesus (the Christ in Christianity) only mentioned swords metaphorically.

The only time He ever mentioned an actual sword (decrying violence and war in general):

" During Jesus's arrest, Peter uses a sword to cut off the ear of the High Priest's servant. In Matthew 26:52, Jesus rebukes Peter, saying, "Put your sword back in its place, for all who draw the sword will die by the sword."

Maybe Trump will give that speech and do a Zachary Taylor impression this coming 4th of July:

Ol' Rough and Ready Taken By Surprise By Gut Worm Invasion

#6 | Posted by NerfHerder

Trump says he's gonna talk for an hour in 111 degree feels-like heat. For a rally, not a celebration of America's 250th.

If he actually speaks that long, maybe he'll add a stroke at no charge, live, on FoxNews.

Thank god everyone backed out of his rally concert.

'Trickle down' is still more 'tinkle down'...

Exactamundo.

Started with Reagan

All those jagged chunks in the reflection pool, laughingly blamed on a vandal cutting 350' with a razor knife (LMAO), poorly attended "National Fair."

Trump's a L O S E R