Wednesday, May 27, 2026

Trump Declares Himself in Good Health

President Trump, who will turn 80 next month, did not give details on the exam.

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Points for the headline, NYT. Trump Declares Himself in Good Health After Physical Exam at Walter Reed www.nytimes.com/2026/05/26/u ...

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-- Kai Ryssdal (@kairyssdal.bsky.social) 2:20 PM · May 26, 2026

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Person woman man camera TV!

#1 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-05-26 02:44 PM

"It also does little to combat the indisputable evidence of Trump's visible cognitive decline and issues staying awake. At nearly every televised meeting during his second term as president, Trump can be seen dozing off as someone else speaks, whether it's a member of his Cabinet or even a foreign leader. White House staffers can make all of the sarcastic social media posts they want, but all of us can plainly see Trump's physical condition every time he's on camera."
"White House Has Full-Blown Meltdown Over Coverage of Trump's Health"
The Trump administration is furious over media coverage of the president's sudden medical visit to Walter Reed

newrepublic.com

#2 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-05-26 03:02 PM

Liar.

#3 | Posted by Zed at 2026-05-26 03:02 PM

#4 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-05-26 03:25 PM

The scabs on his neck, the bruises on his hand, the obvious diapers under his pants, his inability to walk a straight line, the constant blackouts during live events, the problem with speaking coherent sentences, the mis-identifying people on stage with him. But Biden stuttered.

#5 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-05-26 06:32 PM

Healthy as a ... as a ... as ... zzzzzzzzzz.

#6 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-05-27 05:31 AM

The necrotic decomposing piece of filth with a penchant for narcolepsy claims he has a body fat of 5%.

#7 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-05-27 08:08 AM

The necrotic decomposing piece of filth with a penchant for narcolepsy claims he has an IQ of 5%.

#8 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-05-27 08:16 AM

Trump is the Walking Dead, a variety of zombie, and this especially applies to his behavior and mental health.

The man shambles through life looking for brains to eat.

MAGA supplies theirs willingly.

The rest of us refuse, which provokes the Trump zombie to complain of treason.

#9 | Posted by Zed at 2026-05-27 08:36 AM

obvious diapers under his (Trump's) pants

#5 | Posted by LegallyYourDead

It's common for those who come close to him to complain of the smell of sewage.

#10 | Posted by Zed at 2026-05-27 08:37 AM

"I don't wanna hurt you, Gina. I love you. I just wanna EAT YOUR BRAIN!"

#11 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-05-27 09:12 AM

Every few months they let him in to chew on an adrenal gland from a Chinese organ salesman.

#12 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-05-27 11:46 AM

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