Monday, May 25, 2026

Trunp Heads to the Hospital Again

Donald Trump is scheduled to visit Walter Reed Medical Center on Tuesday for a medical and dental checkup -- his third hospital visit in 13 months ...

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Trump faces health questions ahead of another Walter Reed trip www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202 ...

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-- Timothy McBride (@mcbridetd.bsky.social) 10:30 AM · May 25, 2026

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Is the disgusting orange pedo going to need another airlift?

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-05-25 11:49 AM

Drill, baby, drill!

#2 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-05-25 02:43 PM

Exactly: Trepanation for Trump.

en.wikipedia.org

#3 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-05-25 03:01 PM

He's ready:

Trepanning was sometimes performed on people who were behaving in a manner that was considered abnormal. In some ancient societies it was believed this released the evil spirits that were to blame. . . . The primary theories for the practice of trepanation in ancient times include spiritual purposes and treatment for epilepsy, head wounds, mental disorders, and headaches, although the latter may be just an unfounded myth. Studies show that trepanation was used on individuals that were diagnosed with epilepsy, scurvy, frontal sinustis, intracranial disorders, diseases, hydrocephaly, and osteitis.

#4 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-05-25 03:03 PM

There was a tiny cult in the 1960s that believed adult human brains were hindered by the skull, the hard shell constricting free thought.

They thought that infants and children with soft skulls allowed the brain and consciousness to "breathe" or "expand," and hence the source of their imagination and innocence.

So, this handful of cultists would shave their heads and drill tiny holes into their skulls.

Apparently they survived this bloody and painful ordeal, but none went on to become the next Oppenheimer, Beethoven, or Shakespeare.

Meet the late Amanda Feilding, the Countess of Wemyss and March, the year this aristocrat underwent voluntary trepanation (1970).

#5 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-05-25 03:27 PM

Stinky the leper is necrotizing at an alarming rate.

#6 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-05-25 04:22 PM

Unlike Dorian Gray, we all get to witness Trumpf's visible deterioration.

#7 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-05-25 04:35 PM

Dentists are not located in hospitals. Just sayin.

#8 | Posted by a_monson at 2026-05-25 05:06 PM

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