"as that is the mentality condition you are born with and we conservatives take that in account."

#74 | Posted by MSgt

That's right up there with the dumbest things I've read on the Retort lately--a high bar indeed.

Soothing. Gary Burton, "Ohlos de Gato."

No one associated with Trump gives two s#!ts about "under oath."

Gays gonna flame.

More than Frank Sinatra?

If your current alias reaches back into your current alias's posting history on this august site, you'll find your current alias has made the same complaint before.

No lyrics necessary.

Unless Trump has a golf course there, he likely couldn't point out China on a map.

There are different-colored humans Trump favors? I'm sure any color accompanied by liquidity and stupidity suits him fine.

"Everyone's colored or you wouldn't be able to see them." --Captain Beefheart

22. "Liberals."

Translation: anyone who disagrees with something I've been uninformed enough to say.

I always imagined Stephen Miller at the bottom of any s#!tpile he encountered. Who could expect anything soulworthy of the shanda?

a real achiever:

That mustache had it coming.

Islam is the cause of all the worlds problems at the moment and the reason why certain countries are still poor.

#11 | Posted by boaz

Mind-boggling.

1. From the link: "Updated automatically every five minutes."

"The police are not here to create disorder. They're here to preserve disorder."

Chicago mayor Richard Daley, 1968

Tell me you heard of her before today. Exactly.

#24 | Posted by visitor_ at 2025-10-10 10:35 AM | Reply

Do you read English? Who won the Nobel for Literature this year?

Do you take medications? Who won the Nobel for Chemistry this year?

Sui generis musician Jonathan Richman, as of a few years ago, would only do interviews by fax. Just saying ...

Things began getting weird when Roarin' Orrin Hatch was the more moderate voice.

I'm guessing that Boaz had never even encountered the words "dystopia" and "nosegay" before.

Politics and business are the two sources of white people crimes. Front page is full of----------- stories.

^ a lot like ...

I only had to read the headline, and that's all I read. Thanks, Boaz, for enlightening us all.

I had a wonderful Waffle House breakfast with a friend over the weekend whose 48-year-old son is delusional, unmedicated by choice (he is an adult), and living at home after many years surviving in one of the nation's large cities.

His communications sound a lot your perpetual crybaby bull$#!+, Boaz.

A23a? Who knew the Bavarian Illuminati had this reach?

8. Oh, what exactly did Gabbard do wrong? Just so we know you get it and still somehow conflate the two situations with whatever other weird ----- goes on in your head.