He is proudly clueless indeed. We all should be.

ABC's Jon Karl: Will everyone who needs one be able to get a ventilator?

Trump: "Look, look. Don't be a cutie pie."

Aww darn, she had such nice blonde highlights in her hair. So pretty. Is she too old to be a cheerleader?

You should join us shrill harpies, Jeff. We're not perfect, but we're closer to the truth.

It's almost like Joe is in hiding....

#15 | POSTED BY SHEEPLESCHISM

Honestly, I think that might be the plan. The senior-moment gaffes are stacking up at a torrid pace and that's happening in the process of limiting his exposure. Earlier this week have gave a short video speech in his basement and it went really bad. The teleprompter failed for a bit and when it did he was all over the place.

#25 | POSTED BY JEFFJ AT 2020-03-27 06:00 PM | FLAG:

You've gone full Trumpublican. Anyone claiming Biden has dementia considering the blob of confusion currently occupying the White House gets no credibility.

I'm as hard on Trump and the Trumpublicans as anyone, and Thomas Massie has once again embarrassed us Kentuckians, but dammit, right now I'm pretty proud of this bipartisan effort. Reading about members of Congress, clearly shaken by this crisis, wearing masks and wiping down the microphones to record their vote, gives me hope in a time when I and my fellow Americans need it badly.

#15, 16

I've wondered all of that. I would be even more shocked if Trump himself doesn't have it. He may be asymptomatic, and good for him if he is, but as much meeting and greeting as presidential candidates do, I don't see how they could have avoided it. And that's a scary thought.

#2, 3

Ex-liberals high on a Trumpian cocktail of Kool-Aid and the foamy, bloody lung secretions of COVID-19 victims

#27 ... Here's more from the thread

JS ... R " "C ... U"L
@th3j35t3r

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JAPANESE FLEET ATTACKS NAVAL BASE AT PEARL HARBOR.

President Trump to Hawaii: "You figure it out."

Nathan Hall
@_NathanHall_

20m
Unless Hawaii has some dirt on the Bidens

Orwellian Times
@Orwellian25
Replying to
@th3j35t3r

9/11 HAPPENS IN NY AND VIRGINIA
Trump to NY and VA: "You figure it out"

JAPANESE FLEET ATTACKS NAVAL BASE AT PEARL HARBOR.

President Trump to Hawaii: "You figure it out."

(Stolen from Twitter)

Deaths from flu and opioids get enormous attention, Doc. To say otherwise is a lie. But they pale in comparison because neither one of those issues has overwhelmed hospitals like this one has already in New York City and many other places. Stop using these false equivalencies. It makes you look like a fool.

I had to google the Praetorian Guard, Effete. Sounds about right.

Trump is laying the groundwork for a blame-the-Democrats strategy for his re-election campaign. Leave the heavy lifting to the states so it's harder to trace failure to him; shortchange the blue states and/or punish those that don't lavish him with praise; later claim they failed.

It's all a scam, Trump fans. It always was.

And make no mistake, this is a catastrophe of epic proportions.

Catastrophes are always about politics. Don't like it? Don't go into politics.

Wilson sounds like a swell guy. Love these people who protest "injustice" by blowing up a hospital or a marathon or shooting people at a concert or something.

#28
Yeesh, I meant Donnerboy. My apologies to both of you!

I have consulted with my fellow judges (well, my dog), and we have agreed to award Mr. Schism a funny flag.

"Hey, they won't go out with me? Let them freeze!" - overheard by admin aide

#5 | POSTED BY CORKY AT 2020-03-25 09:41 PM | REPLY

"They were frigid anyway!"

I'm down to my last potato and a half bottle of vodka. The line for bread goes way out past the shoe factory.

#5 | POSTED BY SHEEPLESCHISM AT 2020-03-25 01:49 AM | REPLY

Just wanted you to know, I'm considering giving you a funny flag for this. Still trying to decide...

If it's to the point we have to wipe/spray raw food with sanitizer, we might as well forget it. Packaged items, fine. But once upon a time, fresh produce was considered good for you. Now I don't know.

And we are well on our way to 900 right now.

Its interesting, DRLeft say its "heartbreaking"(#3), then in the next post they "cheer" the number of deaths(#10), all because of Trump(#12).....

You people are disgusting.

#13 | Posted by AndreaMackris at 2020-03-25 07:25 PM | Reply | Flag:
| Newsworthy 1

Nobody is cheering the number of deaths. Nobody wants deaths or even a collapsed economy. You're being dishonest in saying that, and you know it.

The point is that we've never gotten the sense from Trump (nor from you) that anyone on your side is listening or really gives a sh** about the human toll. When has Trump even mentioned human suffering? All he ever talks about is how mistreated he is and how much he hates the media. He's still tweeting about his victimhood every day -- in the middle of the biggest crisis since at least the world wars, if not our entire history. It's absolutely insane.

Yet you call us disgusting.

Meanwhile in Florida with just under 19,000,000 residents there have only been 23 deaths. Hip, hip, hooray, for GOV DeSantis.

#4 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2020-03-25 10:15 PM | Reply | Flag:

Look at you, proclaiming victory, because the bad situation is up there in dirty New York. A week ago it was in dirty Italy, and a week before that it was in dirty China. What about when it's in the next county over from you?

It's going to come to your town, and it's going to infect people you know, maybe even you, and maybe then you will STFU, you piece of garbage.

The heartbreaking toll this virus is taking on the human spirit is immeasurable.

#3 | POSTED BY TONYROMA AT 2020-03-24 05:15 PM | REPLY

It's staggering. I can't get my head around the agony we're only beginning to experience. We have to commit to empathy and compassion for our fellow humans.