Sunday, April 05, 2026

China's Robots Learned Kung Fu

679 million people watched China's robots perform fully autonomous kung fu at the 2026 Spring Festival Gala. Backflips. Nunchucks. Sword fights. Drunken boxing. No operators. No remote control. No second takes.

One year ago these same machines were shuffling across a stage waving handkerchiefs. Today they are sparring with martial arts masters, executing 7.5-rotation airflare spins, and performing three consecutive single-leg backflips in front of the largest television audience on Earth.

This video breaks down the 8 most jaw-dropping moments " from the robot that bowed to a child, to the swarm of 20 machines that moved as one organism at 4 meters per second, to the single move at the end that made a stadium go silent.

Comments

"The technology that learned kung -- is the same technology heading to factories, hospitals, and construction sites. That changes what this video is actually about."

Imagine them 10' tall, 400 lbs... and with lasers.

One wonders, though, if the real impact will be displacing workers, and if that would cause yet another Chinese internal war killing millions.

#1 | Posted by Corky at 2026-04-05 11:06 AM

Kung-Fu-Robot-DGOq-QI

#2 | Posted by censored at 2026-04-05 11:46 AM

There should be a fat American robot, just sitting on the couch.

#3 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-04-05 12:01 PM

#3

Yeah, but then what would Visitor do all day?

#4 | Posted by Corky at 2026-04-05 12:11 PM

You can't say you haven't been warned.

Again. And again. And again.

The Singularity rapidly approaches.

Are you ready?

#5 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-04-05 03:40 PM

Car wash workers are nervous.
Oh, never mind. That was karate, kid.

#6 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-04-05 05:57 PM

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#7 | Posted by censored at 2026-04-05 09:52 PM

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