Tuesday, May 05, 2026

Trump SS Agent Arrested In Miami For Whacking Off In Public

Police said that they went to the hotel in response to a call about a man who was naked on the sixth floor. When police arrived, they found Spillman "masturbating at the end of the hallway," the arrest report said.

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After they took Spillman into custody, a woman stepped out of a nearby room and told them they had been downstairs in the hotel lobby, and Spillman followed her upstairs to the sixth floor.

"The victim advised they immediately entered their room because she was in fear for" her life, the report said. "The victim saw the defendant masturbating next to their hotel room."

Hotel security that responded to the floor told police they had seen the same conduct by Spillman, the report said.

#1 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-05-05 04:36 PM

Gosh, I wonder what the victim who "feared for her life" looked like?

She musta been something else, maybe even better looking than Corky or Donnerboy.

The immortal Marilyn Monroe reportedly once said that "the only men who ever really loved her were the ones that whacked off to her." [sic]

#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-05-05 05:07 PM

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