To the First Family, all MAGAs are marks.
A preorder deposit provides only a conditional opportunity if Trump Mobile later elects, in its sole discretion, to offer the Device for sale. A deposit is not a purchase, does not constitute acceptance of an order, does not create a contract for sale, does not transfer ownership or title interest, does not allocate or reserve specific inventory, and does not guarantee that a Device will be produced or made available for purchase.
That's right, MAGA Patriot! You might have thought, when you sent the president's sons your hard-earned $100, that you were preordering a phone that they'd soon be sending you"since that's how preorders work and what they led you to believe. But that's just because you don't know business. In reality, what you were ordering was just a conditional opportunity to buy a Trump phone later, should they ever get around to making them, which to be clear they are in no way promising that they'll ever do.
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