Thursday, May 28, 2026

S/DHS Markwayne Mullin Wants to Hire His Wife as SGE

DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin is moving to have his wife, Christie, hired as a Special Government Employee (SGE) which would allow her to fly free with him on federal flights. Former DHS Secretary Kristi Noem hired her rumored lover, Corey Lewandowski, in the same manner. With this sinecure, Mrs Christie Mullin could also earn $130,000 per year.

Mr and Mrs Mullet Wedding Portrait

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Recent reporting states that good-for-nothing bully Markwayne Mullet has been floating the idea of making his wife Christie an SGE so that she could fly for free with him and allow her to make $130,000 per year.

Moreover, Markwayne Mullet's flight logs revealed he is traveling in the same $70 million luxury Gulfstream G700 jet that former D/DHS Kristi Noem was criticized for using. According to flight logs, he is using the G700 to fly back to his ranch in Oklahoma from Thursday to Monday, running the department from an arm's length. In addition to retaining that jet, DHS has purchased another luxury Gulfstream G700 jet, as well as seven other planes for both private travel and deportation flights.

~snip~

"Hey! Markwayne and Christie! Enjoy the luxury jet and champagne-- all paid for by the hard-working American taxpayer. We certainly did! Ha!"


#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-05-28 01:43 AM

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