Wednesday, July 24, 2024

Brazilian Cocaine Sharks!

Sharks off the coast of Brazil have tested positive for cocaine, scientists say. Experts believe the cocaine is making its way into the waters via illegal labs where the drug is manufactured or through excrement of drug users.

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#1 | Posted by censored at 2024-07-24 02:46 PM

"So I said, so there's a cocaine shark 10 yards away from the boat, 10 yards or here, do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking?

Water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking. Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted, or do I jump over by the cocaine shark and not get electrocuted?

Because I will tell you, he didn't know the answer.

He said, You know, nobody's ever asked me that question." I said, I think it's a good question.'

I think there's a lot of electric current coming through that water. But you know what I'd do if there was a cocaine shark or you get electrocuted, I'll take electrocution every single time. I'm not getting near the cocaine shark. So we're going to end that."

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#2 | Posted by Corky at 2024-07-24 04:41 PM

Cocaine Shark vs. Cocaine Bear

The sequel you deserve

#3 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2024-07-24 06:43 PM

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