A vehicle for corrupt foreign influence

It means that the White House is for sale. Anyone seeking to curry favor with Trump - including foreign governments - now has a vehicle to transfer a virtually unlimited amount of money to Trump by driving up the price of $TRUMP coins.

As with all crypto transactions, anyone can purchase $TRUMP anonymously. The only record involves a digital wallet with no public owner. This means a foreign entity could make a large purchase of $TRUMP coins - perhaps boosting $TRUMP's value before Trump sold some of his holdings - and no one would know. It creates an unprecedented and completely opaque method to bribe the President of the United States.

"While it's tempting to dismiss this as just another Trump spectacle, the launch of the official Trump token opens up a Pandora's box of ethical and regulatory questions," Justin d'Anethan, an independent crypto analyst, told Reuters.

All those citizens who decided how to vote based on buttery males and coconut trees are likely focused on what's really important. Like how big Kim Kardashian's butt is today or what sob story Hamas has come up with in the last hour.