So funny, so true.

Sample:

What is a man profited if he gain the whole world,
but lose his soul?
A lot, he is profited a lot.
One soul for the whole world? That is an amazing deal.

Truly I say unto you, whoever welcomes
one of these little ones in my name....
might be letting in a murderer or a drug.

Let's get her to a detention center, you know,
until we can figure out what's going on.