Monday, April 28, 2025

The world’s first sperm race was…oddly entertaining?

The competition itself was in a USC vs. UCLA-style format where four competitors went head-to-head at a movie studio in downtown Los Angeles. It had everything a normal fight-style event entails, including weigh-ins, statistics, pre and post-race interviews, betting opportunities, live commentary and trash talking; in fact, the competitors even sat down for an interview with TMZ to preview the competition.

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Guy was clearly juicing!

#1 | Posted by censored at 2025-04-28 02:23 PM

Sperm races are nothing new.

Back in the day it involved a piece of toast, and the loser having to eat that piece of toast.

#2 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-04-28 04:27 PM

Sperm races are nothing new.
Back in the day it involved a piece of toast, and the loser having to eat that piece of toast.

Posted by ClownShack at 2025-04-28 04:27 PM | Reply

Ewwwwwwwwww Soggy bread

#3 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2025-04-28 04:28 PM

Ewwwwwwwwww Soggy bread
#3 | Posted by LauraMohr

#4 | Posted by censored at 2025-04-28 08:23 PM

LMFAO sorry Censored

#5 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2025-04-28 08:40 PM

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