Friday, July 04, 2025

Orange Lard Barge To Host UFC Fight At The White House

President Donald Trump on Thursday said he plans to host a UFC fight on White House grounds as he kicked off a series of events to mark America's 250th anniversary next year. "Every one of our national park battlefields and historic sites are going to have special events in honor of America 250," Trump said at the "America 250" event at the Iowa State Fairgrounds on the eve of the Fourth of July, adding: "We're going to have a UFC fight " think of this " on the grounds of the White House." White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt confirmed the plans, adding that the president is "dead serious." "We are in discussions with the White House about hosting a UFC event on site," A UFC official told CNN, adding they had no additional details to share at this time.

Comments

This is humiliating.

#1 | Posted by Zed at 2025-07-04 10:22 AM

This is blasphemous.

#2 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2025-07-04 10:28 AM

Is Donald going to have bikini-clad women mud wrestle?

If not, why not?

Too undignified?

#3 | Posted by Zed at 2025-07-04 10:30 AM

Can Epstein's BFF's kiddie beauty pageants be far behind?

#4 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-07-04 10:38 AM

Now THIS is dignified:

www.google.com

#5 | Posted by BellRinger at 2025-07-04 11:32 AM

The actions of a faux alpha like the rest of the toolbags that watch that s%^* and think they're tough guys.

#6 | Posted by jpw at 2025-07-04 12:20 PM

You should have seen the 300 lb orange pedo wrestling with Ivanka's training bra.

#7 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-07-04 01:17 PM

Ballwasher wishes she had a dick.

Fuck off your prancing poof.

#8 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-07-04 04:04 PM

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