Tuesday, July 15, 2025

White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off!

Jul 15, 2025

Officials confirmed the White House's Transgender Alert System was triggered this morning after infrared estrogen sensors in the West Wing detected a large spike in gender fluidity dangerously close to the Oval Office.

Comments

Don't Panic!

This system has been known to be SO sensitive that it has in past been set off by VP Vance's eyeliner.

#1 | Posted by Corky at 2025-07-15 03:28 PM

Ok I laughed so hard I snorted coffee through my nose. LMFAO Thanks a lot Corky.

#2 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2025-07-15 11:31 PM

LOL.

#3 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-07-15 11:45 PM

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