JD Vance was booed and heckled with chants of "Free DC!" and "From DC to Palestine, occupation is a crime!" during a photo op with national guard troops at Union Station in Washington. The VPOTUS was handing out hamburgers to troops at the Shake Shack alongside SECDEF Pete "Hic!" Kegsbreath and White House pit fiend Stephen Miller. Meanwhile, a crowd of samaritans protested outside and shouted slogans and expletives as the three juntists sauntered into Union Station and the restaurant. Vance bleated that Washington DC was overrun with "vagrants, drug addicts, the chronically homeless and the mentally ill." Addressing the rightfully angry people, Vance called them "crazy" and "communists," then whined: "It's kind of bizarre that we have a bunch of old, primarily white people who are out there protesting the policies that keep people safe when they've never felt danger in their entire lives."
When asked about the vice president's unwanted and odious presence, a customer eating a burger said: "It's disgusting, I lost my appetite." No one threw a sandwich or hamburger at the Pinata Doll of the Trumpf junta. JD Vance (and his wife Usha) have simply been getting humiliated wherever they go. The uninspiring Ivy League hillbilly reminds me of a weird kid that runs around with feces at the end of a stick chasing everybody away.
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