Saturday, August 23, 2025

Orange Lard Barge Brags He Looks Good In Shorts

Many 79-year-old men aren't exactly eager to show off what they're working with below the knee. Donald Trump, per usual, is an exception. Speaking at the White House on Aug. 22, the president boasted about the appearance of his lower legs. "I look extremely good in shorts," he said, responding to a question about whether he plans to participate in the FIFA World Cup draw at the Kennedy Center in December.

Comments

Shorts accentuate pedo 47's freakishly swollen cankles.

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-08-23 03:18 PM

He would look better in prison stripes.

#2 | Posted by Corky at 2025-08-23 03:29 PM

Dummkopf Trumpf looks good in tights too: dslntlv9vhjr4.cloudfront.net

#3 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-08-23 03:35 PM

PEDO DONNIE IS INSANE

#4 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-08-23 03:40 PM

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/YGcK_U4elPc/hqdefault.jpg

#5 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-08-23 04:10 PM

The rotting------------- says he looks fabulous in Daisy Dukes.

#6 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-08-24 03:36 PM

Another day disappointed in the obituaries.

#7 | Posted by Nixon at 2025-08-25 07:45 AM

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