Tuesday, September 02, 2025

Kraft Heinz Will Split Into 2 Companies

A decade after its merger created a global food giant, Kraft Heinz said early Tuesday that it planned to split into two separate companies. ... Kraft Heinz, like most large food companies, has struggled for months as consumers purchase less of the kinds of things they sell.

Posted by retort at 06:42 PM | 9 COMMENTS | permalink

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In some cases, the slowdown is from consumers who, after two years of food inflation, are cutting back on certain groceries.

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The article continued, "...both companies will continue to sell primarily high-fructose corn syrup and hydrogenated soybean oil as their primary products, and loyal customers shouldn't really notice a difference in the quality of their favorite American condiments."

#1 | Posted by horstngraben at 2025-09-02 07:06 PM

"high-fructose corn syrup and hydrogenated soybean oil"

Mmmmm, diabetes and heart attacks

#2 | Posted by hamburglar at 2025-09-02 07:13 PM

fun fact:

Heinz is the widow of former U.S. Senator John Heinz and the current wife of former United States Special Presidential Envoy for Climate, longtime U.S. Senator, and 2004 Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry.

#3 | Posted by easy_meat at 2025-09-02 07:58 PM

#3

You don't say.

Well that changes everything. I love Heinz!

Idiot.

#4 | Posted by horstngraben at 2025-09-02 08:52 PM

Why are leftists such nasty personalities, always sneering insults?
It's very unbecoming, and a main reason of normal person disdain for them

#5 | Posted by easy_meat at 2025-09-03 03:11 AM

"Why are leftists such nasty personalities, always sneering insults?"

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ... ha!

#6 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-09-03 05:57 AM

Why are leftists such nasty personalities, always sneering insults?

#5 | Posted by easy_meat at 2025-09-03 03:11 AM | Reply | Flag:

Because it's all they have left. They have no platform to in which to attract voters anymore. It wouldn't surprise me if they don't even have a party by 2028.

And it's only going to get worse for them as the Trump Admin. cleans up these crime-ridden cities, showing their residents that it's entirely possible to get rid of most crime. The thing their Democrat leaders have refused to do.

#7 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2025-09-03 08:35 AM

#7 Flagged: SNAKEBIT

#8 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-09-03 10:23 AM

PEDO DONNIE RAPED LITTLE GIRLS

#9 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-09-03 03:32 PM

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