Wednesday, September 10, 2025

Apple Event Expected to Feature a Slimmer IPhone

The next iPhone to be even slimmer.

Posted by Anumbia24 at 03:31 PM | 4 COMMENTS | permalink

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I think the iPhone Air is going to be a bigger hit than anyone expected - including Apple

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-- 9to5Mac (@9to5mac.com) Sep 10, 2025 at 7:58 AM

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Reminds me of the satire phone commercial where people were lining up outside the phone store to buy the latest model because the headphone jack was moved to the bottom of the phone.

"Why are you standing in line again?"

"Because they moved the headphone jack to the bottom of the phone."

"Did they change anything else?"

"ITS ON THE BOTTOM"

#1 | Posted by Nixon at 2025-09-09 01:30 PM

Apple event expected to feature a slimmer iPhone

Is it thin enough to double as a shank in prison?

No? Then no sale!

#2 | Posted by censored at 2025-09-09 05:58 PM

Dang

#3 | Posted by Anumbia24 at 2025-09-10 04:45 AM

I'll keep using my current phone until it's unsupported. Then... Linux phone?

#4 | Posted by hamburglar at 2025-09-10 06:38 PM

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