"Argh! Why did the IDF slow down killing the Muslims in Gaza? They've only killed 69,756! Now the IDF only have five weeks to kill 72,000 before 2026! Gargh! They'll never make it! Worst genocide ever! Use more bombs! Argh! Shoot the Palestinians when they get food! And let them freeze this winter like the Ukrainians! Blargh!"

"Argh! Why can't dogfood-eating Laura Loomer get 347,275,807 Americans to hate the measly 4,453,908 Muslim-Americans in the US? Gargh! They're only 1.43% of the darned population! Argh! Faux News is failing! Blargh! And Rudy Giuliani is a has-been transvestite altacocker! Gargh! Stupid Zohran Mamdani! Argh!"