Friday, December 05, 2025

FBI Report Card on Kashyap Patel Released (Pulse Check)

A new report card written by current and former FBI agents deemed the bureau to be a "rudderless ship" and "all f**ked up" under Director Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel. The White House denied reports that Dummkopf Trumpf was on the verge of firing the inept lickspittle who demoralized and weakened the FBI while wasting their valuable resources.

Comments

#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-12-05 04:46 PM

Between the DODIG report on Pete "Hic!" Hegseth and "Signalgate," this blistering FBI report card on the under-whelming Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel, and the flaccid White House 'National Security Strategy,' today indeed is a 'Black Friday' for the nefarious and incompetent Trumpf junta.

#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-12-05 04:52 PM

Thanks to Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel, the FBI is on life-support.

"I'll have the Chicken Vindaloo with Biryani rice and a small vinegar-infused garden salad please, Kashyap."

#3 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-12-05 05:47 PM

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