Animal control officers in Virginia responded to an unusual call this weekend after a raccoon broke into a liquor store, ransacked several shelves, and passed out in the bathroom.The officer safely secured the "very intoxicated raccoon" and took it to an animal shelter to recover, the shelter said. After several hours of rest, the raccoon showed no signs of being hurt, "other than maybe a hangover and poor life choices," the shelter said. It was released back into the wild.
Raccoon breaks into liquor store, proceeds to get black-out drunk, texts ex promising to be better this time.
Who among us hasn't?
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