Animal control officers in Virginia responded to an unusual call this weekend after a raccoon broke into a liquor store, ransacked several shelves, and passed out in the bathroom.
Raccoon breaks into liquor store, proceeds to get black-out drunk, texts ex promising to be better this time.
Who among us hasn't?
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" Visible Cricket ... ' (@visiblecricket.bsky.social) December 3, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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#5 | Posted by LegallyYourDead
Not if they keep stealing our booze!
Raccoon opens bottle
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