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Raccoon Breaks Into Liquor Store, Gets Drunk, Passes Out
Animal control officers in Virginia responded to an unusual call this weekend after a raccoon broke into a liquor store, ransacked several shelves, and passed out in the bathroom.
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Raccoon breaks into liquor store, proceeds to get black-out drunk, texts ex promising to be better this time. Who among us hasn't? www.bbc.com/news/article ... [image or embed]" Visible Cricket ... ' (@visiblecricket.bsky.social) December 3, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Raccoon breaks into liquor store, proceeds to get black-out drunk, texts ex promising to be better this time.
Who among us hasn't?
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#1 | Posted by censored at 2025-12-03 08:28 AM | Reply
Did he have Gideon's Bible with him?
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#2 | Posted by Corky at 2025-12-03 09:31 AM | Reply
The perfect spirit animal doesn't exi....
#3 | Posted by Nixon at 2025-12-03 10:38 AM | Reply | Funny: 2
Thats my County
#4 | Posted by HanoverFist at 2025-12-03 12:41 PM | Reply
Trash Pandas will replace dogs and cats within 25 years. Mark My Word!
#5 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-12-03 06:49 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
#5 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-12-03 06:49 PM | Reply | Flag: Leave My Cats Alone!
#6 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-12-03 07:06 PM | Reply
You know what cats are good for, right?
#7 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-12-03 09:11 PM | Reply
#7 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-12-03 09:11 PM | Reply | Flag: "Take that!"
#8 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-12-03 11:05 PM | Reply
Trash Pandas will replace dogs and cats within 25 years. Mark My Word! #5 | Posted by LegallyYourDead
Not if they keep stealing our booze!
Raccoon opens bottle www.gettyimages.com
#9 | Posted by censored at 2025-12-04 09:20 AM | Reply
broke into a liquor store, ransacked several shelves, and passed out in the bathroom.
Sounds like Hegseth.
#10 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-12-04 01:01 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
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