Raccoon Breaks Into Liquor Store, Gets Drunk, Passes Out

Wednesday, December 03, 2025

Animal control officers in Virginia responded to an unusual call this weekend after a raccoon broke into a liquor store, ransacked several shelves, and passed out in the bathroom.

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Raccoon breaks into liquor store, proceeds to get black-out drunk, texts ex promising to be better this time.
Who among us hasn't?
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#1 | Posted by censored at 2025-12-03 08:28 AM | Reply

Did he have Gideon's Bible with him?

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#2 | Posted by Corky at 2025-12-03 09:31 AM | Reply

The perfect spirit animal doesn't exi....

#3 | Posted by Nixon at 2025-12-03 10:38 AM | Reply | Funny: 2

Thats my County

#4 | Posted by HanoverFist at 2025-12-03 12:41 PM | Reply

Trash Pandas will replace dogs and cats within 25 years. Mark My Word!

#5 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-12-03 06:49 PM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1

Trash Pandas will replace dogs and cats within 25 years. Mark My Word!

#5 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-12-03 06:49 PM | Reply | Flag: Leave My Cats Alone!

#6 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-12-03 07:06 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

You know what cats are good for, right?

#7 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-12-03 09:11 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

You know what cats are good for, right?

#7 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-12-03 09:11 PM | Reply | Flag: "Take that!"

#8 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-12-03 11:05 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Trash Pandas will replace dogs and cats within 25 years. Mark My Word!
#5 | Posted by LegallyYourDead

Not if they keep stealing our booze!

Raccoon opens bottle
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#9 | Posted by censored at 2025-12-04 09:20 AM | Reply

broke into a liquor store, ransacked several shelves, and passed out in the bathroom.

Sounds like Hegseth.

#10 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-12-04 01:01 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

In a raccoon costume on his way home from a party...

#11 | Posted by Yodagirl at 2025-12-04 03:12 PM | Reply

Was it really a raccoon, or was it kamala dressed in a furry costume ; )

#12 | Posted by MSgt at 2025-12-04 04:18 PM | Reply

While a break-in of a business establishment was not involved.

I will say, back in to day (a half decade ago?), yeah, drank too much, and suffered for it.

And learned.

#13 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-12-05 12:46 AM | Reply

Similar story with pics (super cute!):

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#14 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2025-12-05 10:16 AM | Reply

#14: Poor thing! "Hic!"

#15 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-12-05 10:25 AM | Reply

Awww.

Lil Whiskey Pete is so cute!

#16 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-12-05 05:42 PM | Reply