Seasons greetings, from your old friend Santa! Santa has been hard at work up at the North Pole preparing to deliver toys to all you wonderful girls and boys.
But lately, it hasn't been all candy canes and rainbows for old St. Nick, because some people don't like the fact that Santa started dating Mrs. Claus when she was just 14.
The truth is, when I met Mrs. Claus, I was over 1,000 years old, and she was in her freshman year of high school. Yes, Santa knows it looks bad, but I swear on my jolly red nose, big fat belly, and bushy white beard that I thought she was legal. Santa's telling the truth!
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