Kash Patel's Girlfriend Seeks Fame and Fortune, Escorted by an F.B.I. SWAT Team

Sunday, March 01, 2026

Former F.B.I. officials say Mr. Patel beefed up field office staffing near his girlfriend in Nashville and ordered a team to ferry her on errands and to events.

Posted by retort at 07:58 AM | 5 COMMENTS | permalink

Critical that American taxpayers be willing to protect our vital national stockpile of women willing to date Kash Patel

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-- Don Moynihan (@donmoyn.bsky.social) Feb 28, 2026 at 1:48 PM

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Ka$h Patel is a complete over the top "-------".

#1 | Posted by Wildman62 at 2026-03-01 09:40 AM

Next up: every FBI employee will be required to download this young witches screeching songs at least 50,000 times to put her at the top of the charts. Family members too ...

#2 | Posted by catdog at 2026-03-01 10:52 AM

She's a meh singer who's invited to sing the Star Spangled Banner here and there.

#3 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-03-01 03:03 PM

Check out this video of Kash Patel. The irony is 100%!!!

Kash Patel in 2023: I'm just saying Chris Wray doesn't need a government funded G5 jet to go to vacations. Maybe we ground that plane. $15,000 every time it takes off. Just a thought.

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#4 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-03-01 04:44 PM

The DoJ can afford it thanks to all the money they are saving from all of the good prosecutors quiting.

#5 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2026-03-02 07:28 PM

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