Sunday, March 01, 2026

Kash Patel's Girlfriend Seeks Fame and Fortune, Escorted by an F.B.I. SWAT Team

Former F.B.I. officials say Mr. Patel beefed up field office staffing near his girlfriend in Nashville and ordered a team to ferry her on errands and to events.

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Critical that American taxpayers be willing to protect our vital national stockpile of women willing to date Kash Patel

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-- Don Moynihan (@donmoyn.bsky.social) Feb 28, 2026 at 1:48 PM

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Ka$h Patel is a complete over the top "dipshit".

#1 | Posted by Wildman62 at 2026-03-01 09:40 AM

Next up: every FBI employee will be required to download this young witches screeching songs at least 50,000 times to put her at the top of the charts. Family members too ...

#2 | Posted by catdog at 2026-03-01 10:52 AM

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