If the investigations are over and there are no more criminal cases to be filed, then the names of all but the victims can now be revealed. I'm confident this will happen in the same week as the release of the Trump tax returns...

Considering his penchant for public onanism, I'll wager the statue's subject will be frozen in 'mid-stroke' to capture the essence of the man...

Read Federalist #46, carefully. What Madison writes about is why Trump and his drunken shill Jeanine Pirro want gun ownership suppressed--too many folks out there with guns will make it harder for the fascists to take power.

Want to see a MAGA head explode? Just complement Trump to them, for getting guns out of the hands of Americans, in a manner more effective than anyone on the Left could have dreamed...

I'm glad they have 10,000+ lakes in Minnesota. Der Dotard is about to try to set the place aflame...

A gusher of money is about to start flowing to his opponent. I hope Mr. Dunn is victorious. Voters need to be represented by more than insurance salesmen, screaming housewives, grifters and closeted pedophiles...

A young man went looking for America. He couldn't find it anywhere.
-Movie poster for Easy Rider'

Of course, we know how the movie ended ...

Hot dog! More jobs down at the meat packing plant, in hotels, bussing tables, with roofers, groundskeepers and in rough carpentry for white voters in the USA! Right! Now, where all all those fine Americans who want to work hot, dangerous, dirty and sweaty jobs for $11 per hour?
--Clueless MAGA employers

Does this guy need suspenders to keep his trunks up? Asking for his next opponent...

We have no idea how we got our hands on all those Invidia chips that we have wanted for so long. Got them on Amazon, maybe?
--Chinese Red Army spokesman Sum Gui

I'm curious: how many times were Obama and Biden mentioned in the Epstein Files, and in what context? If none, perhaps the MAGAs in the crowd will point to that as either a cover-up, or indication that neither former president ran with the cool kids?

Imagine the horror Epstein felt contemplating having to party with Leon Skum. A double roofie in Musks Diet Coke would be called for ...

Well the obvious solution to this problem is to have air marshals wear face masks. They will blend right in ...

We need to investigate this situation. Who do we have to look into this problem and take action? What-we did WHAT? Well, did we save money and get rid of the woke lefties on the staff? Well, OK then. Mission accomplished ...
-Tulsi I'm intelligence' Gabbard

Remove their masks, require warrants for all apprehensions, mark all their vehicles, have all display their names and rank on their uniforms. Many of these goons will quit, and the rest will change their behavior in a twinkling ...

This buffoon probably believes the AI platform when they tell him that at the end of their session all the data is 'forgotten'. Meanwhile ICE is hassling everyday folks, when they should be dragging across the border folks like Madhu Gottumukkala, who is just another stupid criminal...

If this fat orange criminal insurrectionist and golf cheat wants $30 from me, he will have to send Ivanka and Tiffany to my house to 'collect'...

Gunny: you're rounding--CBC reports it's 75-19 against in polling of our sensible neighbors. at -56% the Trump brain trust is hoping they can get to -40, so as to get on some ballot. The US effort will go up in flames once they start insulting Hockey...

Tulsi wants in on this whole ICE Barbie thing. She was probably told to show up if she wants to keep her job.

As for the ballots and paperwork taken, when next presented, there will be, oh, 11,780 Biden ballots gone...

Watch this movie from start to finish or we will deliver a flaming bag of dog excrement to your front door via Amazon drone...
--Amazon marketing pitch for "Melania", soon to be seen on OnlyFans

What's next? Getting involved in city council races in Milan, Vincennes and Muncie? And in a tight race jetting into Michigan City to jack up some local pol running for county commissioner? Politics does make for strange bedfellows, and Der Dotard continues in his strange, strange ways...

Hey you parents, remember: brain swelling is good for your children. That which does not make them blind paraplegics makes them smarter and stronger...
--Heroin Bob

Golly, with 47 days of training, just think what they could have accomplished with only 45 days of training? The second-saddest thing about the video is the unprepared, cosplay-dressed fat slobs rolling around trying to convince folks they were chiseled fighting machines, and not butter sculpture...

A toe tapper for all those roly-poly ICE paid agitators:

If you like to gamble
I tell you, I'm your man
You win some, lose some
It's all the same to me
The pleasure is to play
Makes no difference what you say
I don't share your greed
The only card I need
Is the Ace of Spades
The Ace of Spades
Playing for the high one
Dancing with the devil
Going with the flow
It's all a game to me
Seven or eleven
Snake eyes watching you
Double up or quit
Double stake or split
The Ace of Spades
The Ace of Spades
You know I'm born to lose
And gambling's for fools
But that's the way I like it, baby
I don't want to live forever
And don't forget the joker
--"Ace of Spades", Motorhead

RIP Lemmy

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

Well, we will just grow more crops, and feed the world. Other countries will pay what we say--right, farmers?
--Clueless MAGA folk

The latest spin from the WH about last weekend's shooting made the ICE/CBP shooters out to be Jack Friday, rather than Wyatt Earp, as seen in the videos. It ain't so. Dems in the Senate have little leverage to get what they want regarding de-funding ICE. Instead they should demand, among other things
-no masks, ever
-consistent uniforms, no cosplayers
-every officer has consistent badges, emblems including rank, and NAME TAGS
-everyone hired in the past 14 months gets re-trained according to standards in place during the Biden and Obama administrations
-all vehicles used clearly marked
-warrants for all detentions and arrests
-arraignment before a judge within 24 hours for all non-citizens and all citizens released immediately unless local law enforcement files charges
-supervisory reports filed daily, documenting arrests, use of force, use of crowd control actions and all discharged firearms

Of course, the MAGA functionaries will have big problems with this, since, well, that's how the police act...