Give them a choice: a year in general population at the worst prison in their states, or 30 days in the stocks, on the statehouse lawn, naked, fed from a tube and left to cover themselves in their own excrement...

Just as reading "Hells Angels" didn't turn me into a biker, just as reading "A Clockwork Orange" didn't turn me into an ultra-violent droog, just as reading "The Name of the Rose" didn't turn me into a Franciscan, reading the Bible didn't cause these book banning mongrels to turn into folks who love the Lord with all their heart and soul, and their neighbor as themselves.

Funny what reading can do--or not...

I continue to be amazed at the number of political cowards operating in government. Where's Barry Goldwater to kick some but when needed? Kevin is a frightened little boy...

I learned that courage was not the absence of fear, but the triumph over it. The brave man is not he who does not feel afraid, but he who conquers that fear.
--Nelson Mandela

Extremism thrives amid ignorance and anger, intimidation and cowardice.
--Hillary Clinton

One way or another royals don't go to jail. If push comes to shove, this guy will talk, loud and long ...

Make it safer on all of us: put the unvaccinated in an unheated tent in the parking lot, and lay out a buffet of ivermectin, hydroxy-C, springtime fresh Clorox and urine, for self-service. Vaccinated and masked folks are welcome to come inside...

Hey, Warren--which is it: either (1) there was a vaccine which caused Zyklon-B to be effective, and only the camp survivors went without the shot, or (2) there wasn't enough ivermectin and monoclonal antibodies to go around after campers hit the showers, so folks perished.

We will wait on your answer...

Who will be the first to pay their tribute while carrying a confederate battle flag through the Capitol rotunda?

The previous guy, such a lover of the po-po, must be swamped with all the travel to funerals of police officers nationwide who have dropped from Covid. Right?!? Especially since he warned everyone so early and often to get vaccinated, to mask up and listen to the science. Right?!?

I predict that Gaetz will blab the witness' name and address by the end of the week, and that Mattys new wife is talking with the divorce attorney for Madison Cawthorns Russian wife ...

More famous now than ever before, and for the wrong reason. Helluva way to try and sell more records ...

The risk to young children cannot be eliminated, but it can be reduced, so long as all of those in the household old enough get vaccinated and boostered do so.

Memo to Mom and Dad: you have been warned...

Another attendee with anthrax?!? I guess laying hands on downed cattle in an attempt to heal them is not as good an idea as one is lead to believe...

Mein Dotard, I CAN WALK!
-Madison "Strangelove" Cawthorn

Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Your Honor.
-Congressman Cawthorn, testifying in his own defense, at his third sexual assault trial

Here's a plot twist to include in the new version: kid from west Philly moves to California to live with relatives, and gets shot on the street one night...

Does he like the taste? I do...
--Patches O'Houlihan, urine aficionado

Hmmm. Isn't waving the Confederate Battle Flag the same as taking a position on the 'Great Unpleasantness'? I think it says that having such flags and displaying them is to take the loser's position. Lots of sons of the south in Indiana, and I'll wager this master debater is one of them. I hear he also paints himself into corners with every floor...

I'll bet anyone on this site a case of good beer that one could walk into ANY Trump hotel or office building and find all sorts of energy efficient lighting, HVAC and other utility systems. Der Dotard is all about one thing--dolla dolla bills. Using the latest technology saves money, and if one buys the right equipment, doesn't cast a funny color of light. Many re-lamping projects come courtesy of the local electric utility, which finds it cheaper to subsidize re-lamping projects than to build new power plants.

At a commercial property I formerly managed, Duke Energy paid for the re-lamping of, among other areas, my two parking decks. Electric consumption for those decks (720 cars total) went down 30% the next month...

Where can I get one of those "Let's go General Sherman" flags? It's heritage and all that, rubbing Johnny Rebs nose in it ...

Big deal-not. Rounds doesn't face voters until 2026, at which time L'Orange Fascist will be dead, in jail or sole ruler of the fiefdom formerly known as the United States of America ...

Gorsuch is supposed to be about facts and the law. When he gets the facts so wrong there is little hope for the law, now or for any other ruling he makes, ever ...

RIP to a guy who helped bring about one of the most important cultural events of the 20th century. I listen to Woodstock music on my gym playlist and folks wonder about my air guitar and shouts of "10 years after!"

To paraphrase lighting master and stage announcer Chip Monck, "please, a warm thank you for Michael Lang"

We now have a new category of videos, devoted entirely to the Ins-Erection...
-Your friends at Porn Hub, YouPorn and similar sites

Hmmm. Ex-law enforcement guy going to the pokey for a long time, for his part in killing a black man. I see a new husband or two in his future...

In my work I inspect collateral for mortgage loans my employer holds. When visiting an industrial building in Los Angeles once, I asked the borrower the condition of the roof. He reported that the last time his roofing contractor inspected it, the guy found 50 slugs on the roof, from locals firing their guns in the air on NYE or other occasions. Yes, those bullets do fall back to earth.

As for the po-po, Covid kills more of them than do firearms. If you like and cherish your local police, urge them to get vaxxed...

This is all President Biden's fault. We would have tested more Floridians had we been sent valid test kits by the Biden failed government. No one alerted us to their delivery and it was only by luck that we found them in that warehouse, and when we did, all the kits were expired. They were sent to us that way, and the delivery people-Federal Express, right?-never got anyone to sign for the delivery, so we didn't know the kits were available, until too late. It's Failing Joe Biden's fault! Now we have to ask for more test kits. This time we will have them delivered to my house, where my family can watch over them until Spring Break, when we might, just might need them...
-Your 2024 VP choice, GOPers