Polls mean something only when the politician involved is running for office, and that there will be an election. At this point, that's not entirely certain. In the meantime, Trump could be fellated by some MAGA-Momma in a red hat, on Fifth Avenue and no one would care...

Next up: The US announces economic incentives of umpteen billion to be invested in Cuba, 'to help the Cubans become democratic'. Not mentioned in that announcement will be that the Trump Crime Family will be taking an interest in the largest hotels in Havana, and re-opening casinos in each. This will happen in about 3...2...1...

OK, I'll go. Can I keep my side piece?
-Randy ex-Labor Secretary

Greenland to Trump: "You want us, eh? How are you going to take us? You and what army?"

Trump: "Um, they were here just a minute ago. Don't go anywhere, I'll be right back..."

Der Dotard is after Rogaine like he will be on the ballot in another election, and Rogaine is needed to shore up the candidate. Oh wait...

Someone buy a copy of "The Great Influenza" and send it to Drinky Pete, with the promise of a bottle of 30-year old scotch if he can read the whole book. The book makes plain the frightening rapidity with which the illness traveled, and often because of troop movements in the central US, where infected soldiers traveled by train, in close quarters, from one base to another, giving an drawing infection along the way and when housed in new locations.

Pro tip to all US servicemembers: go off base to your nearest CVS or Walgreen, and get the shot yourself. It will protect you against the idiot at the top of the DOD...

Wait. Is Lindsey Halligan still on the job at DOJ? This article seems to describe legal work of her caliber. I predict more embarrassment coming to DOJ lawyers...

The Memorial is a place that every American should visit. the first five minutes of the visit are stunning.

The saddest thing about the Memorial's display is the description of the State Trooper who stopped Mr. McVeigh and then disarmed him while taking him into custody. The trooper's actions started with asking whether or not there were any firearms in the car, to which McVeigh answered honestly. These days, OK Troopers no longer ask. Were this tragic bombing to happen today in the Sooner or Later State, a mass murderer would have been sent on his way...

No way such activity can be considered part of the president's normal duties, which is the gist of the hall pass granted by SCOTUS to Der Dotard. Typical in the punishment of those convicted of insider trading is disgorgement of profits, on top of a fine. Trump will fight like hell to not give back any of his ill-gotten gains. And there is no way he didn't know of this activity, and wasn't part of the scheme...

Wait. I thought that the GOP was in favor of free markets, letting consumers decide where to spend their money, and staying out of private enterprise. Oh, right--that's your father's Republican Party. The modern GOP will give to those who give to the GOP, and who give a tug to a certain fat orange criminal insurrectionist and golf cheat...

in the meantime, release the Trump-Epstein files.

Doesn't matter. Der Dotard's words and deeds are so off-putting that many voters, of all stripes, will simply ignore the election this fall--if one is allowed to take place. With the present administration and its GOP MAGA acolytes in place the election will be a mess. Here in Ohio there is talk by the GOPers running to be secretary of state of HAND-COUNTING PAPER BALLOTS. Want election results before the cows come home? Nope. Hand accurate counts not manipulated behind closed doors? Nope again in Ohio...

Um, any word yet from my mom? I thought the FBI was looking for her. She isn't in any local bar ...
-Savannah Guthrie

And who do we have to repair this broken reputation: in no particular order a condo salesman, a little wooden boy, a midget Secretary of State with no power or sway, and the man who supplanted Ted Cruz as the nations most punchable face. The GOP must lose its majority in the Senate for no other reason than to prohibit any more inmates from running the asylum ...

Bold talk from a junkie lawyer who swims in sewage and tries to give healthcare advice to the man on the street ...

Der Dotards favorite reading: Chapter 11 ...

The National Academy of Science is a woke, DEI hotbed of leftist ideology and they are discriminating against Jewish students. We will immediately revoke their funding and demand all of their admissions records, and also want a list of their faculty members.
--Really dumb government spokesmodel, thinking this organization is a college or university of some sort

Widespread brain swelling in infants is not a way to run a political subdivision...

Bodycams? Nope, not us. Not that we have ANYTHING to hide, it's just that our identities would be revealed. Or something like that...
--ICE agents nationwide

If the Clintons can come in and testify, so can Ms. Blondi. Send the Capitol Police out to enforce the subpoena. Drag her in, and let's all hear her take The Fifth Amendment at the first question from a Dem on the committee...

Der Dotard is struggling to get the Iranians to split a portion of their tolls for passage through the Straight of Hormuz. No way the clerics are going to let a fat orange criminal insurrectionist and golf cheat take a portion of their money, especially when the recipient is the worst kind of infidel--one who worships only himself and money...

Let's hope this criminal gets the full ICE treatment--shot at, beaten, placed in some old WalMart distribution center with no A/C, no running water, and bags of leaves for a bed. Next stop, El Salvador or Romania...

West Texas Intermediate, the US benchmark, opened today (4/14) at $96.75, up 59% from the price on January 2, 2026, 104 days ago. The price will be falling significantly anytime soon, thanks to the hapless war promulgated by a mentally ill criminal insurrectionist and golf cheat. And egged on by a drunkard, a dolt, a closeted homosexual and a House Speaker who thinks he is not worthy of being in his current job. Americans had better get used to higher prices, wages no longer keeping up with inflation and MAGA politicians talking about ANYTHING other than the war and the price of gasoline...

The stone the builders rejected has become the cornerstone.
-Mathew 21:42

"Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You are like whitewashed tombs, which look beautiful on the outside but on the inside are full of the bones of the dead and everything unclean. In the same way, on the outside you appear to people as righteous but on the inside you are full of hypocrisy and wickedness.'"
-Mathew 23: 27-28

Before the end of the day today (Monday, April 13) some dork on the Right will open up about how The Pope is wrong, blah blah blah, and become the first person in many hears to be struck by lightning while inside a building...

Wait. Is Der Dotard softening up his sheep so as to install Sharia Law? I'm sure his male followers will be down with that four wives thing...

Those items may be missing, but sure as shootin' someone got paid to provide them, and got paid A LOT of US taxpayers' dough. One of these days those grifter, with no presidential pardon in hand, will be brought to justice. Assure this outcome by getting out to vote in November...