Who knew that ending a war would be hard? I mean, we have one country that was attacked when they peacefully visited another country, and the country that attacked the visitors had so many of its beautiful soldiers killed because Biden gave them weapons. Russia was within its rights to fight back, and now look what happened. This is Biden's fault. He caused this war ...
-fat orange insane diplomat, seeing his chance at a Nobel Peace Prize disappear

For the umpteenth time: Cryptocurrencies are vehicles for naked speculation and criminal activity, and nothing more. Der Dotard is too stupid to be a speculator, so he's into crypto for the crimes...

At its base, the teachings of the Catholic Church can be summed up as follows:
-love the Lord thy God with all your heart and all your soul
-love each other as yourself
-feed the hungry
-clothe the naked
-welcome the stranger
-visit those imprisoned
-be a voice for those who cannot be heard
-give up your belongings and take up the Cross

I find it very unlikely that such will be the message of St. Isadore School in Okiehomie. I also hope for the day--sometime soon after the SCOTUS rules in favor of this school--that Muslims somewhere in this country will seek a similar school charter, with Islamic tenets taught on the state's dime. Hijinks will ensue, with the hypocrisy and bigotry laid base...

I think the majority of Americans are tired of this sort of winning, which feels a lot like losing...

Too many of these creeps denying rights and expelling citizens from our shore are our neighbors or people we see at church. The enemies of freedom are among us...

Angering our nation's trading partners is not a strategy that will bring success to this nation's business class. Angering, ignoring and belittling countries which seek our friendship, protection and social support is a sure-fire way to lose friends and drive them into the arms of our adversaries. Breaking those newly-formed bonds can take generations and cost more than the alternative. A certain fat orange criminal insurrectionist and his ketamine-addict friend do not understand such, to our nation's harm...

Oh no, these polls are all fake. Actually, sir, the American people love you! By the way, I know you will be busy in the 2026 election season, so there is no need at all for you to come off the golf course to campaign in my district. I can handle it, knowing you are in my corner. There is no need for you to appear on a stage with me, or in television ads, or on billboards, flyers, posters or anything else. My campaign organizers have it covered. You can certainly help drum up the vote in South Carolina, or Oklahoma--yes, appear there and help!
--MAGA functionaries in Congress, knowing their days are numbered, so long as there is an election in 2026

REIN:
Wait. God wanted a US President to act in opposition to God's Word? God wanted strangers to be unwelcome, the hungry to be shunned, the naked laughed at, prisoners to be left alone in some foreign land, children starved, the meek to be trampled, wars fomented, lies to be shouted from the rooftops, thieves stealing from widows and orphans, tax collectors arresting those who disclose themselves, police locking up the innocent and millions worshiping an adulterer as a man sent from the Almighty? I don't think so. I also think that anyone who believes such nonsense has never listened in church, never actually read scripture, or been inspired to perform a single good deed...

At least those NK guys will get a full meal before getting shot in the head. In their homeland they have to steal to eat...

Don't worry, Mr. Parks--your VA and SS benefits will be cut any day now. You can blame Diamond Joe Biden as you raise one of your guns to your mouth...

Lawyers are experts in medical science. Look at me, for example. I've filed many lawsuits regarding vaccines and other medical issues ...
-Heroin Bob

It is well known that Shedeur is a guy whose attitude is bigger than his talent, and that he brings with him a father with a big mouth and not much to his name as an athlete. All NFL coaches know that when they draft the son the father comes along, and no one wants a has been punt returner and designated base runner trying to disrupt their coaching system.

Shedeur will be drafted and will get to sign a rookie contract and then will have to either prove himself or embarrass himself in training camp. Well, there is always the Canadian league ...

Next up:
The Obama sisters
Hunter Biden
Amy Carter
Any Kennedy other than heroin Bob ...

Wow. Our enemies in Western Europe will really be eager to buy chicken which otherwise would have been condemned. I'm certain the ace negotiator in the WH will get those Frenchies and ------ to step up prontodente. This is going so much better than the previous administration. Right?

As of April 23, the fat orange etc. has backed off. I suspect he got as stern a talking to as could be given, by Bessent and a number of CEO types all of whom said doing so would crash the capital markets in the US. A Trump toady as a replacement would have caused widespread panic and perhaps a depression, with Trump to blame. Almost all MAGA politicians would have disappeared, burning their long red ties along the way ...

Stinky Pete Hegseth has been warned. And it goes double for texting ...

The defendants in the suit and the sheriff will be represented by some Trump-sent functionary or some lawyer from one of those firms that bent the knee to the fat orange criminal insurrectionist and golf cheat...

Pro tip for you debt collectors: start with the rich folk first. Many will be Trump voters so will cooperate, understand your brutish tactics, and cough up the dough. Don't bother with the folks with brown skin, low-wage jobs, or hippie style clothing and hair. They have nothing and their credit scores are already wrecked, so you will have no leverage over them...

I'll wager that the homeless population in Lancaster is very low. For those who haven't visited, don't bother. While still in Los Angeles County, it's in the high desert, far, far from civilization. Hot as Hades, windy and dusty, with nothing but the Skunk Works to draw people there. Oh, and Palmdale isn't any better...

Don Bacon?!? Prominent Republican?!? You mean 'Rep. Don Bacon, who recently announced his retirement from Congress, so as to avoid a well-funded primary race against some raving looney from Fremont, backed with $1 Gajillion from Leon Skum's Superduper PAC'. Right? That guy....

Want to see Barry Goldwater and Ronald Reagan rise from the dead? Go ahead, GOPers and let your fat orange criminal insurrectionist and golf cheat defy SCOTUS rulings. You will be sorry, if you are able to stay out of jail after martial law is declared...

Wait. 13% of poll respondents agree that El Rey Dotardo II doesn't have to follow SCOTUS rulings? That is a clear victory for our erstwhile despot. If that many people think the rule of law may be ignored, we're in trouble here...

We saved $2 Trillion! This country can now have its tax breaks, and a $5,000 refund for every taxpayer!
--Weird autistic man and sex criminal

Timothy McVeigh was stopped by a state trooper because he had no license tag on his car. He was arrested because he had a firearm in his possession, and told the trooper as much. In 2025, that same Okiehomie state trooper would have given him a ticket and allowed him to go on his way. Think about it. A mass murderer would have been let loose by a law enforcement officer, even with a handgun in his possession...

The United Stats Senate will continue to perform its duty regarding advice and consent of the President's nominees for high government positions. We will carefully scrutinize every candidate and consent to the passage of only the most suitable candidates. Really. From now on. We will. Even if our lord and master wouldn't like it if we didn't vote for his picks and then got Elon to pay for a primary opponent in the next election. Really. We're rock-ribbed, with stiff spines. Really! We showed that to Biden for four years...
--GOP_MAGA functionaries in the Senate