A week from now the backyard funeral pyre will be a thing again in this country. The first step to a victory garden is a well fertilized plot, thanks to family members dying before planting season ...

I want two recounts of this phony data ...
-Orange fascists bent on society's destruction

With her childrens names and her lifestyle I'll wager this lady had Okie blood. I'll also wager none of her loudmouth anti-vax pals showed up at her funeral. To do so would be to acknowledge what they are fighting against ...

None will show up voluntarily. All will cross their fingers while being sworn in to testify. Perhaps all will plead the Fifth to any question posed to them. Bannon will need to be dipped in disinfectant before being admitted to the building. They will bring with them a mob that could have been called to act by Hedley Lemarr in Blazing Saddles'. All are complicit and probably should be given fair trials and first class hangings ...

The Brits at Fax News can tolerate a lot, but sounds of flatulence are still out of bounds...

OOOOOH OOOOOH--We'll deliver a great audit for only $6 million. You'll get results in about a year. And we're experienced at this now!
-Cyber Ninjas brain trust

The Venn diagram showing these 21MM and unvaccinated folks will probably merge at 100% overlap. So, it may be 21MM angry folks now, but come, oh, Thanksgiving, that fighting force could be down to about 376 people. Just as the Viet Cong played the long game in 'Nam, so will sane liberal Americans. But in this case, long will not be so long a time...

What's the point? Someone should have won with better results? In most elections the winner need to win by only one vote. Looks like someone is doubting their own victory. Do GOPers know that they are actually cheaters?

I hear the Pantone color name is "Pence" ...

Hobby Lobby stinks on ice. They are based here in OKC and like to talk about how Christian' their operation is. Last April they told landlords that they wouldn't pay rent because of the pandemic shutdown. But their stores were still open. And selling stuff. A borrower asked me for help. I helped him tell Hobby Lobby to pay him and keep paying. They did, realizing they couldn't dodge their contractual obligation, even if they claimed to be good Christians ...

I'll take mine--stat. And I also want my damn 'Team Pfizer' T-shirt...

Wait. Which blonde got killed by her fiancee, who is now dead/hiding in a swamp/in Canada, and which one is the has-been aerobics instructor with the snake and the weird family? I can't keep up...

Death panel now seating in Wasilla. Now seating for death panel...

Sunlight is the best disinfectant. The truth shall set us free. Set the record straight.

Diamond Joe and his administration have documents which will put the previous guy and his gang of miscreants in their place as members of a criminal enterprise bent on executing a coup d'etat and installing a fascist government in what should be the bastion of freedom on this planet, the USA. Let's face it--some will vote for this creepy criminal no matter what, but enough Americans need to know the full truth about this man, those around him and his actions over the past four years so that they and we as a nation never again make the mistake of hiring an insane criminal to hold the levers of power in this great country...

We could be closer to seeing Covid patients being 'put down' like they would a lame horse or a downed steer. I'm sure the ivermectin eaters will understand and some things have to be done for the better protection of the herd. This could be what Florida's new chief medical officer is talking about--euthanasia...

Just make sure the bills for service follow those potato heads back across the border...

Vaccinate all those Haitians before they are sent back to their homeland. Give them some benefit for getting into the US. Heads on the Right will explode...

This could result in a first--a leader of a county health department being issued a sidearm. If so, don't announce it publicly, let some fascist wanna-be find out the hard way. Have the weapon loaded with white phosphorus ammo. A few rounds will stop that F-250 being driven in their direction...

Not as snappy as those worn by the Schutzstaffel. Those Germans dug their unis. Is there room on those tunics for a totenkopf? Asking for a fascist...

He should have been asked whether he was vaccinated. He should also have been asked the cost of a pound of cure compared to an ounce of prevention. He might also have been asked how he would rate his personal safety as an educated northern black man while in a room full of Florida men angry about the death and illness of their children ...

Sex machine? Naught. This proves that beer goggles syndrome is at epidemic proportions in the UK...

By their metrics this is a big, big number. The sellers must think they have identified the greater fool by their sale. I finance commercial property and have to remind my team that in our work we are not in the business of validating someone's purchase decision"the Alphabet board already did that here. Perhaps the wildest part is that Alphabet will just write a check. Wow.

Too bad Google didn't buy something closer to the Cornell Tech camps, on Roosevelt Island ...

Great! Another mentally ill guy to keep his master amused and occupied. The best thing Walker ever did was get signed to a personal services contract with the orange fascist, rather than to a standard football contract. Imagine Der Dotard's surprise to find out he had to keep paying this jock, despite having no football team on which to play him...

M: your throw is off by a couple radians. Remember how the orange fascist said--out loud, as the cameras rolled--that he wouldn't get a vaccine? Remember his tepid endorsement of the vaccine, once it became available? Remember how he actively kneecapped Fauci and Birx? God times, for someone. For the rest of the mouth-breathers, it signaled that they could ignore all advice to take the shot...

Very good news. Sane parents (the ones who do not let their children handle firearms, play in traffic or talk to canvassing politicians) have been waiting for this vaccine for their little ones, just as they would want the kiddies vaccinated against polio...