What's good for the goose is good for the gander. Your own SCOTUS said so. Now leave me alone...
--Dem president (insert name here) during his/her term.

For the coming year Der Dotard will repeat the following at every speech he makes in farm country, and at every rally his minions put on for him:

They claim that I'm a criminal
By now I wonder how
Some people never know
The enemy could be their friend, guardian
I'm not a hooligan
I rock the party and
Clear all the madness, I'm not a racist
Preach to teach to all
'Cause some they never had this
Number one, not born to run
About the gun
I wasn't licensed to have one
The minute they see me, fear me
I'm the epitome, a public enemy
Used, abused without clues
I refused to blow a fuse
They even had it on the news
Don't believe the hype

It's a strange, weird state of affairs in this country when our president could quote Public Enemy, and his followers (1) wouldn't real the source and context of the words, and (2) would thin those words could actually apply to the man saying them...

The guy who is an expert at finding the best people just hired some guys he calls Mr. Brown, Mr. White, Mr. Blonde, Mr. Blue, Mr. Orange and Mr. Pink. Their employment at the White House may not end well...

All part of Der Dotard's genius re-election strategy: collect enough ACTUAL deplorables who will support him because he supports their criminal/unethical/sinful activities and lives, and another four years in power is in the bag...

Ain' No Thang.
Unless Rudy is brought up on charges or shot on a street corner (as Gordon Liddy proposed could happen to him), banishing him from the Trump White House will be less than giving "G" a ticket for having an open container...

Ann Coulter, who lied about her age for her driver's license--dude looks like a lady...

Nimrata Randhawa for President in 2024. It just flows off the tongue...

Does anyone think for a minute that GOPers would vote for a brown-skinned woman with dangerous, foreign-looking parents for president? Hell, HRC would get a significant percentage of GOP votes in that race...

She invented the hotel business in the US. And farming--we never had farms before. AND, my beautiful daughter created clean coal!
--A certain expert in economics

She's an "8", so she stays...
--A man who hires only the best people

Manafred? I don't recall ever meeting him. A good man, I'm certain, but I don't know him...
--Dotard in Chief

I'll bet my autographed pic of Melania naked that this riot will re-occur...

According to "Megatrends", 1969 was the year in which the US economy tipped from a manufacturing economy to a service economy. According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, 8.5% of the American workforce is employed in manufacturing. Granted, those jobs usually pay more than service jobs, but your typical manufacturing worker has some college and strong math skills, so as to run a complicated machine tool. One reason American manufacturing continues to wither is the lack of educated workers who can perform the job.

Funny--nobody hears anything about Trump pressing for more money for better schools, so as to train the manufacturing workers of tomorrow...

Haley presents an interesting challenge for the GOP: a dark-skinned female with a foreign name, and (nominally) a conservative political outlook. Her experience in the Trump administration will have to be explained one way or another, and if Trump is impeached and then loses in 2020, that experience will be seen as an albatross around her neck. If things get much worse for Der Dotard in the coming year, Haley's actions in opposing the actions of two guys who could be cast as patriots (i.e., Tillerson and Kelly), will seal her political career. No national office will be within the reach of a person who could be seen as acting contrary to the national interest, to protect the personal interest of an insane criminal and grifter...

Bolton is a phony patriot. He cares only about (1) putting forth his crack-pot world view, and (2) keeping the chattering class on Fox as his employers. In this case, his future income is at risk, so rather than damage his ability to sell books and act as a talking head on the scandal sheet of cable news, Bolton will not go willingly into the hearings, and once there will not give anyone anything they seek...

Trump said a hurricane would hit Alabama. I believe it. That ends it...
--Mouth-breathing MAGA-hat horde, from Alabama

Trump's bragging about equity market levels is about to become a self-inflicted hole in his shoe and foot. As demonstrated in the past 12 months, markets hate uncertainty. The punishment doled out by the market in 4Q2018 could easily be repeated between now and the New Year...

Too bad. Some of the best college lacrosse players were also football players...

Then Jesus said to His disciples, "Truly I tell you, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God." When the disciples heard this, they were greatly astonished and asked, "Who then can be saved?" ...
--Matthew 19:23

After all of his hard work, Trump will want to relax while he is there, perhaps taking one or more golden showers. Nice and soothing...

I'm betting the court's ruling will cause Bolton and his pals to have to testify. Immediately after such an announcement, certain heads will explode all over DC...

Matt Bevin is roundly despised in Kentucky. Were it not for his fawning over Trump and Mitch McTurtle, he would be nowhere. His action now means he thinks that nearly 2,600 votes can be flipped. The re-canvassing may tip a few votes his way, but not 2,600. Math skills aren't that bad in the land of fast women and beautiful horses...

His reputation nearly in tatters, Bill Barr may have made a choice to ignore from now on requests to lie openly on behalf of his boss. All Americans should hope that Barr's 'investigation' into the root causes of the work that resulted in the naming of Robert Mueller quietly fades into the distance. Distract Trump with a large-busted woman, a pony or shiny object and he will forget about the 'investigation'. If Barr presses forward with his nothingberder, his reputation will be shot...

Money raised for veterans was diverted to his campaign. Der Dotard made a big to-do about his 'fundraising event', doing that rather than attending a debate. Actions speak louder than words...

Hey there M/M Stark! Come to Okiehomie--red state par excellence! You's arrive to low taxes, few good jobs, bad roads, bad schools, and bad healthcare! That's what deep red states are like! And remember--we're better than Arkansas or Mississippi, and almost as good as Texas (or so we think).

Running from the Libs? Don't like Spanish speakers? You will end up in either Indiana or Ohio, every day pining for Cali-forn-I-A...

In another clever attempt to circumvent the eventual release of his tax returns, President For Life and Florida Man Trump will agree to release ten years of his returns, specifically schedules EIC, F, H, J, R and 8812...