I suspect her next job interview will involve knob polishing, like her last interview...

Five minutes is a lifetime. Ask Der Dotard how much crosses his mind in that time...

Meanwhile here in the US most are calling it the Trump ---- Sandwich Virus...

As soon as the pandemic is declared over, Tony Fauci is out. Trump cannot abide with no fawning from him...

Re-open the economy. Allow for political rallies. With all the MAGA mouth-breathers, Trump's electorate attending the rallies will all be dead by Memorial Day...

Tony Fauci--won't see him no more...
--Donny "Fat Clemenza" Trump, while stirring the sauce

Do they sell milk and eggs? If so, my wife will be right over...

Seriously, the stupid is deep and wide here in Okiehomie. Last night our moron governor was touting his actions to keep folks safe, a week after he was on Facebook and Instagram sharing pix of him and his family at the local Squat & Gobble, telling folks in the OKC to go out to dinner.

The saddest thing about living in Oklahoma is that the local folk so blindly accept the word and direction of their elected and corporate leaders.

OK, Trumper...

Here in the investment management world, Burr and those like him would be forced to disgorge their profits, possibly pay administrative fines, and might be barred from ever working in the business again. His audience would all be considered to be 'tipees' and any trading they would have done on this material, non-public information would be subject to disgorgement of profits and an administrative fine.

Name them all, shame them all, take away all of their profits.

Require all those holding office at the state or national level to either place all holdings in blind trusts, or in open-ended mutual funds. Make it a law...

I recall how Ohio Senator Rob "I'm not THAT rich" Portman tried to have it both ways as a non-declared Never Trumper during the 2016 GOP Convention in Cleveland. Rob was in town, doing 'volunteer' work and kayaking on the clean portion of the Cuyahoga River, but couldn't fit the convention into his packed schedule.

In 2020, Rob and many like him will avoid Trump like they would a man with eye-scorching flatulence, declaring that they are 'independent' and 'serve voters in my state first'. their Dem opponents will simply package those sound bites with a minutes-long video montage of the GOP pol in question with his/her nose firmly up Trump's backside...

I guess that Fox News interview and screen test didn't go so well...

When given the chance to state that he knows none of the signatories to the letter, President Trump declared that he knows everyone who signed the letter, all are great friends of his, have donated to his campaign, dined at Mar-A-Lago, slept with Melania, dated Ivanka, were great spies and diplomats and all wanted jobs in his administration. The truth having been slaughtered, Trump continued that he had defeated each person at golf, sold all of them suits, ties, steaks and vodka, and that each person was a 'double-gold onyx platinum' member of his golf clubs. Administration officials with the president nodded their heads through Trump's statement...

Meth is a helluva drug...

Tomorrow, March 20, is Barron Trump's birthday. A hundred years ago many children his age would be working at 14. I guess it's time he took leave from middle school to join his father's administration and crime syndicate. He can start with little things, like Henry Hill: torching cars, selling swag, creating NATO defense policy...

And still the MAGA deplorables believe their leader, ignoring all else. Trump said it, I believe it, that ends it. No matter what he says and no matter how Trump changes his story.

The only thing worse is the gnawing feeling that the Dems will screw up the election, even giving where we are today...

Anything to get them Mexicans to pay for the wall...

Trump voters and MAGA-hat heads: here's your chance to sacrifice for the glory of your leader and revolution. Line up here and walk this way to eternal glory. First, buy this Trump 2020 hat and T-shirt set, for $49.95. Your name will be included on our wall of sacrifice to the cause, listing all Trump martyrs, for an additional $79.95...

Donny say 'Relax, don't do it...'

Nightclubbing we're nightclubbing
We're what's happening
Nightclubbing we're nightclubbing
We're an ice machine
We see people brand new people
They're something to see
When we're nightclubbing
Bright-white clubbing
Oh isn't it wild?
--"Nightclubbing", Iggy Pop

Not much more the Fed can do other than print money and buy financial assets. I suspect that many of my fixed income colleagues in the investment management business will express feelings similar to those they brought forth when the Bernanke Fed did this in 2009-11.

The macro problems: the Fed cannot cure folks of corona virus and get them to spend money again, and financial markets place no credibility in anything Trump says. Only an election where the lying know-nothing grifters are all thrown out and into jail will markets recover...

No. This is a good thing. As long as the virus works fast...
"Nancy Pelosi, third in line

This legislation will be driven into a ditch. It doesn't include (1) bailouts to fracking companies which are getting crushed like bugs by the monumental debt they took on, at a time when oil was above $50 per barrel; and (2) a payroll tax holiday which will cause Social Security to go bankrupt before the election.

Talking of the election, as Biden marches toward a wide lead in the polls and the response to the Covid-19 pandemic weighs on Der Dotard like an albatross around his neck, watch for GOP pols who cut and run from their orange leader, claiming they are independent' after years of brown-nosing the president. Also, listen for talk about the possible need' to postpone the 2020 elections, for reasons of national security'. At this point I wouldn't put this beyond the Trump Crime Family...

Mike DeWine is a maroon. A gap-toothed religious kook, one step away from being Mike Pence. His ineffectiveness as an elected official is legendary across the Buckeye State. It is no wonder he is pushing out these numbers to instill fear. He is plain wrong...

The Dotard will pick up this crisis Monday, after a weekend of golf in Florida. With the PGA canceling a tournament just up the road, there will be plenty of touring pros ready to play with Trump, who is known to be a better player than any professional, and even better than his little Korean buddy.

Meanwhile, people are sick, getting sick and on their own, ignored by the government we deserve for hiring this con man...

With J-Rad doing the heavy lifting on saving the world I'll wager Der Dotard will not be too busy to squeeze in a Friday morning flight to Florida for 2-3 rounds of golf this weekend. Hell, Melania will be working more on on the pandemic than her husband.

Who wants to take the other side of that bet? Anyone? Anyone? Buehler?