Just wait until the children of the 33% come home from school carrying COVID with them. I've read it's tough to be so obsequious when your object of affection is actively trying to kill you and your family...

Too many blowhards putting out hot air.

Pro tip: those masks don't help control COVID when they're worn over the eyes...

Good.

Maybe now we can get some of the roads fixed. The Native Americans have been treated so badly in Okiehomie for so long, its time they got some respect...

Ha. This is nothing. If more than one child contracts COVID at school this fall, GOP pols running for office will be shot dead in the streets by a pack of screaming Karens, tiger moms and even Mennonites. Screwing mom and dad is one thing, but getting the kids sick for political purposes is so far beyond the pale. Ron DeSantis will be dragged to Gator World, covered in hamburger and left to fend for himself. In Texas, Greg Abbott will be rolled into the Colorado River off the Congress Avenue Bridge, ad nearly every GOP Senator running for re-election will forget how to pronounce the name 'Trump'...

MEH.
I'll wager that 95 of 100 Trump mouth-breathers don't know who Epstein and Maxwell are/were, don't care, and if they were informed wouldn't care if their orange idol was tapping teen girls.

But look! Melania is at a party, having a good time. She's so pretty when she smiles!
-GOP Women for Trump

Wanna slow the spread of firearms in the country? Before every sale take the guy's temperature and require a mask...

Invite the guy to the White House, for a handshake, photo and laffs with Trumpy and Stiff Mike. COVID patients fit right in at the WH--just ask all those Secret Service and campaign staff folks...

I'll bet her web site is being inundated with requests for help from other Q believers, gun freaks, sellers of the Confederate Battle Flag and other creepers just looking for a taste. Great way to drum up business and maybe, just maybe, get on the Trump Reelection Campaign gravy train...

A bit of a sugar buzz on the Kirkland soda and chocolate sandwich cookies, eh, Ken? Back to Mom's house to sleep it off...

He said (Wheeze) it. We believe it (cough cough). That..(gasp) that ends it (sound of drawing a last breath)...
-Mouth-breathers for Trump

Can you imagine the response if Obama would have said anything about NASCAR? the result would have been a deafening "UHHHHHHH..."

How about one of these catchy names:
-The Cleveland Rocks
-The Horn Dogs (Thanks! Drew Carey)
-The Polish Boys
-The Cleveland North Coast Surfers
-The Cuyahoga Flames
-The Cleveland Rock Hallers

I'll wager that a large percentage of these mouth-breathers
-don't know what Pickett's Charge was
-think that the Army of Northern Virginia won the battle
-Couldn't find the Devil's Den or Seminary Ridge with a map
-think that Lincoln gave his Gettysburg Address after the second day of the battle

Ivanka is wearing a mask? I couldn't tell...

The city government in Jacksonville had better lawyer up now and ask for cash in advance when those RNC and Trump Campaign folk are in town. The hotel operators already know to get advance payment for political events. Want traffic control, special parking or lights and air conditioning in the convention hall? Better be ready to pay in advance...

Mommy! What do we do now? You will need more dresses...
"a very nervous Mike Pence

General Studies majors...

Sheriff Darryl heard about the Tulsa race riot and wants to have his own, using the same technique which allowed the 1921 event to get so far out of hand. All we need now is some airplanes and white folks dropping flaming balls of turpentine onto the homes of black folks...

Not to worry! the forest fires will burn until local start dropping from COVID. Bodies can then be collected and cremated as the embers start to die down. By then Trump will be far away, and the population of South Dakota reduced to the point where it again becomes a territory, with not enough living persons to hold its status as a state. Enjoy those fireworks!

Memo to Randy: go cut your grass. When you see them, wave to your neighbors...

A look into the future: Trump's tax returns are released. they show (a. Russian banks as first mortgagees on numerous Trump-owned properties, or (b. the mortgages are held by various Deutsche Bank entities which serve as a pass-through for Russian money. Those returns may also show Russians as limited partners in some of the Trump properties.

Russia as a lender and partner. Who would have thought? Tune in just before the election for this development...

You judges had better watch your steps. It's not good to make enemies...
--The Hon. Joseph Force Crater

The NEW worst job in the world: Fox News stooge, charged with lobbing softball questions to an uninformed orange loudmouth, listening to his responses without laughing or shrieking, and then having to go home, avoiding all mirrors and trying to wash off the shame, guilt and verbal filth. The next day, repeat...

Do J-Red and Domestic Policy Barbie think they get to stay on after their current boss is shown the door, like when the board of a public company replaces the CEO? I'll bet they do...

And Trump's assurances that he fully supports US troops can be found...where? His robust tweets declaring his full support for the boots on the ground, in forward positions is...where? His chopper talk about defending the troops against such bounties, and the stern talking-to he gave to Uncle Vlad took place...when?