In the past century the Rockefeller Family spent millions to eradicate diseases such as hookworm and yellow fever in the US and elsewhere. After Heroin Bob's efforts are stopped in 2029, it will take a similar monetary effort to re-assemble the level of healthcare necessary to make this country what it once was--a place where many common illnesses and diseases were not present...

With all of the vermin running around DC these days, Americans are in trouble...

I'll wager this witch is not in line for a presidential pardon, nor is her donor with whom she did this deal. Under Dem president (insert name here) the new DOJ, staffed by lawyers who were pushed out during the debacle that was 47's reign of incompetence and grift, Crusty Gnome will have a traget on her back. With any luck she will be able to retain legal counsel before February, 2029...

Cornell's president is unliked by students and alumni. This alumnus hopes his ass is fired and toot sweet. I saw the video, and it was a whole lot of nothing, with no promises of action and no responsibility taken. I was surprised he didn't include an offer for 10% off at the campus store. A meaningless eight minutes of blather. Styrofoam has more substance than his comments.

Cornell fraternities have been jerks for decades, and sexual assault on campus has gone on for decades as well. The responsible people should all go to jail ...

On the orders of Der Dotard the DOJ will put out a bounty on Mr Hearn, for any offense, then Seek the death penalty for the offense ...

Der Dotard will try to quash the suit on "National Security " grounds. He will argue that the names and personal information of the criminals responsible cannot be released lest someone ring their doorbells late at night ...

Got sick? Then she did it wrong. Drinking raw milk is no big deal. I do it all the time and look at me ...
-Dr Heroin Bob

Any award bestowed upon Mr Carney will result in ICE chasing down every Canadian in America and deporting them to, oh, Upper Volta ...

I'm surprised Drinky Pete didn't remind them to vote on the Wednesday of "election week".

This nation's military is comprised of personnel smart enough to realize that voting by mail will result in their disenfranchisement. Every soldier, sailor, airman and marine should request a pass to return to their area of registration so as to vote in person ...

Trump and Paxton will blame each other for Mr Takaricos victory next month. I hope that even more money Trump would otherwise keep to himself will be set in fire in some parking lot in the lone star state ...

Few Americans understand that this country is at greater risk of attack than perhaps since 9/11. If such a tragedy occurs there is no way Diamond Joe Biden could be blamed, but he will be. Between the moron president and his drunkard defense secretary the USA is very vulnerable and growing more so ...

For the umpteenth time:
A hungry man is an angry man
-Bob Marley

All will be forgiven if it can be shown she was present on 1/6, employed illegals at her home or got a DUI ...

This is coming to cities too. Check out the Smittys store on Bell Road west of I-17 in phoenix, where a solar array shades the parking lot. Brilliant. People shop at the store just because they get to park in the shade, and the tenant generates power for the store and to put back onto the power grid ...

Politically speaking, a dead man walking.
This guy will flip to the GOP, perhaps helping them retain control of the Senate. But he will not be trusted by his new party, will not be given any money or good committee assignments, and will not be welcome in the Keystone State again.

Fettermans mind is gone, and the rest of him should go too ...

I'm a Cornellian and have a hard time believing this story. When I was on campus rapists were vigorously prosecuted and fraternity houses closed, a few times forever, for matters like this. Since my graduation the university has continued to take seriously such matters. I don't blame the victim or support those accused but believe there is much, much more to this story. The rest needs to be told, any victim supported and perpetrators imprisoned ...

Those are some nice cows you got there. It would be a shame for all of them to get shot dead where they stand, out here on your ranches ...
-official response from ICE regarding complaints from ranchers

Under democratic president (insert name here) will have a large group of experienced attorneys to call upon in the next administration, for all the trials of criminals in the current administration who will not receive pardons ...

You think about pulling invitation we think about calling in loans. Interest rates much high now, friend ...
-Banker Vlad to borrower Dotard

Airline operators under AI:
-up is now down and black is now white
-stop all that radio chatter
-just take any bag at the carousel
-arrive three days before your flight departure
-coke and pretzels are now $45 on all domestic flights
-handguns are ok to carry onboard

Let's hope Der Dotard didn't sell out Taiwan at this meeting. An offer to develop at Trump-branded golf resort on the mainland was probably put forth as an inducement to stand by during the invasion of the island ...

Boris and Natasha--all day every day. No word yet on when Natalie will dye her hair to match that of her cartoon twin. Beware Moose and Squirrel...

Congratulations on your prison nuptials, mushy butt. I wonder if you will be able to make involuntary buggery a thing among your followers...

Hey there, Byron DONALD: there are plenty of pix with you sporting a MAGA tie, wearing MAGA merch, and acting the Steppin Fetchit around Der Dotard. Florida voters will be reminded of such on a daily basis between now and the election. It was nice knowing you...

The world knows that the Qatari jet has no defenses...