Have no fear, GOPers. With the SAVE Act in effect, the votes cast by all who call themselves female will be set aside for additional scrutiny, and will not be counted, because, well, you know, they were cast by females, who can no longer vote in US elections...

I'm sure that FBI Bro Kash Patel will be all over this matter as soon as he gets back from his girlfriend's 'concert' at some honkey-tonk in some small town where the internet is yet to reach...

Crusty Gnome is also completely made up, including the hair extensions, Spanx and push-up bra holding up her surgically altered knobs. This lady has gone from being tolerated to becoming a target for spittle in record time. One can only think of what her cuckhold husband can think--run far or stand still for the rumors and innuendo. A tough choice when his wife is who she is...

News flash for "Boom Boom" Cannon: you will never be nominated or appointed to any other judicial position. Trump has used you up, and has no further need for you. Get that idea about joining SCOTUS out of your little mind...

In Okiehomie, where the First Americans own more than 120 casinos, they have enough cash to battle this fool and win. The court fight will make Little Big Horn look like a picnic on a lazy, sunny day. Our governor Brownshoes, who has the slightest of backbone for standing up to Der Dotard, knows what it like to get thumped by his and the other bid tribes, and those tribe will certainly bring the pain on Texas airwaves to rout this fool...

48,786 right now. That's GREAT!
--Pam Blondi, stock tout and slattern

Just civil discourse, with one conversant calmly talking to another, while holding him down and pointing in his face, just to make his point known. Do big deal. Those dangerous teen hoodlums should be in reform school. As for the person who appeared to tackle a young girl, well, she lead him on with her vixen looks. The man was teased and cannot be blamed for not resisting her come-hither looks...
--Page 42 of the training manual "Being a Goon for Dummies'

48,885. S&P has turned negative for the year...

Make that 48,925...

Of course, the stock market is NOT the economy. Consumer sentiment is turning negative, and that is often a precursor of a recession. The 'quit rate' is still 2.00%, so not bad, but many are concerned about what the hell is happening with the US economy and the insane actions of Der Dotard. It will be a laff riot to see Congress ducking and diving to avoid voting to impose tariffs, weeks before the 2026 midterms. What a conundrum for MAGA functionaries--act like the Trump B!------- they are and vote for tariffs, or resist their orange leader in attempts to keep their jobs and meaning in life. If the Dems can figure out how to benefit from the current chaos, they will be beneficiaries of a landslide of epic proportions, perhaps topping Nixon-McGovern...

But the Dow is at 48,985! I mean 48,978...

Ketamine's a helluva drug...
-Leon Skum

All good, practicing Catholics should follow the teachings of Charlie Kirk, and not listen to what that so-called Pope Leo says. I mean, c'mon, whoever heard of a Pope called "Leo"? Am I right? Yea! And anyway Charlie's wife is fine. And I have no idea how she became pregnant--must be a miracle...
-Phony Catholic JV Pants

Just like with paper ballots, The current administration wants all tax returns processed by hand, thus increasing error rates and slowing theissuance of tax refunds. C'mon, that money is needed to fund the lifestyle of various cabinet officials...

Methinks the World Cup games will not be without empty seats, hotel rooms will be available and tickets will trade freely. Foreign visitors will keep their heads down, their mouths closed and their cash in their pockets ...

I just heard that this guy holds 'special observer' status on the Board of Peace, because of, well, let's just say he paid a gratuity to Der Dotard...

This is GREAT! Tesla owners will soon be able to use their vehicles as rocket ships, and travel to the moon, or even Mars. As for going to the grocery store, well, that's no longer an option...

But the Dow is at $49,395--that's a lot!
--MAGA investors, nearly none of whom have any money invested in the stock market

Not reported portion of that conversation: Epstein told Bannon he had to bathe and launder his clothing before he could get any...

Wait. Working it in the sauna and no one is sweating? They must have the temp set at 67 degrees Fahrenheit. Let's add Der Dotard to that gym team for some real sweating ...

Of course, Der Dotard and the US administration are being played again by that war criminal Bibi. The man who claims to have ended umpteen wars is stumbling into an armed conflict--again, and that will certainly have an effect on his desire to receive a certain prize for peace. It will be interesting to see how Trump deflects from captured US airmen, or the coffins of US soldiers, sailors and airmen. The first couple to die will be hailed as heroes, and the rest, well their funerals will probably interfere with our feckless leader's golf game with a prancing queen from South Carolina...

Mr. Calhoun has probably already applied for work at the DOJ, knowing that no legal license, talent, judgment or temperament are necessary to function at the highest level of the Trump Family Law Firm and Circus...

I'm surprised this visitor wasn't welcomed as some sort of hero. I guess he wasn't carrying the Stars and Bars at the time...

One this this world can be assured of--Der Dotard will NEVER raise this action by Tom Pritzker, since it would draw the question of why Trump himself is not taking similar action. Of course, a guy who claims to have been 'completely exonerated' still is blocking the release of files which would prove (SURE) his claim...

I'm confident that down at the F-150 plant in Louisville workers are being reminded of this, and will continue to be remined of it every day until our (reported) election day in November, 2026...

I'm amazed that Okiehomie Governor Kevin "Brown Shoes" Stitt grew a little backbone and stood up to Der Dotard over this matter. Of course, his political viability is nil, being term-limited out of office and being so unliked by the state GOP he would have a hard time getting on as Tulsa County game warden...