Having a cushy job in Congress or in some statehouse job sure beats selling insurance, or chasing ambulances, or a dozen other joe jobs many of these pols gave up to go into political graft...

Where are they? Getting in line, to wet their beaks. Der Dotard is creating the model for institutional grifting and shakedowns. Nothing says 'friend' like a threat, and nothing says 'political support' like graft. Just don't ask the MAGA crowd what they heard in church last Sunday...

Wait. Why are they hiring at the FB of I? They just got rid of a bunch of agents, cause, you know, cost cutting and DOGE and all that. Of course, all the new hires coming in with the lower requirements will be marked for their careers, maybe with a j.g.' Marking on their ID badges ...

The DOJ knows what is in the files. Blondi really does have a list of names. None of the information in hand is good for Epstein's best friend. No way that Dems will be given access to this information because it will then be leaked, and defense of a pedophile will commence, just before the rumored 2026 elections. With all Texas and other Red States further gerrymandering to protect their grip on power, imagine what will happen when their plot to steal the election fails. There will be Army patrols in every US city, and any protesters will be arrested and then shot ...

Just don't arm Drinky Pete. Hand him an axe and the next thing you know some old lady walking her Pomeranian will be disemboweled by an errant throw from our nation's top booze hound ...

It's not a good look for the ICE Patrol, all geared up and rockin' their face masks, standing outside a church on Sunday, just waiting on parishioners to leave after mass. It's even worse when some of those creeps enter into a house of worship on the Lord's Day, and opens those goons to an errant bolt of lightning on a clear day. Remember: Jesus was not one to be intimidated ...

This is Covid reporting redux: stop asking federal employees about their jobs, and their job satisfaction, in the eyes of one man, soar to new heights! The federal government will become our nation's preferred employer! Second only to Trump Hotels and Resorts ...

I don't know from personal experience but am willing to bet that once new grads look beyond working for Palantir / X / Meta / Google that there are plenty of coding jobs out there. This world is more about opportunity and less about conformity ...

So how did the AI models do with Finegans Wake'? Asking for a literature class ... .

The future now: Gomer Comer, after blocking Dem access to the three pages of the Epstein Files delivered to him by the DOJ will declare that his thorough review of the documents reveals that Der Dotard was not mentioned in the documents or involved in the scandal so that's that-case closed ...

Can Big Balls make up for all those people lost? Asking for a Special K freak ...

Der Dotard is already focused on Jay Powell being to blame for the stagflation coming on this country's economy. If so, the president needs to explain why interest rates need cutting if the economy is so strong and employment is higher than BLS statistics show. If both are true there is no need to cut rates, and a rate increase would make more sense. If prices are rising at a rate above the target of 2% inflation that means wage rates will rise, with no gain in employment. If the reports from the BLS are accurate (which I believe them to be), an argument could be made for rate cuts in coming months, except for that pesky inflation rate.

The next Fed chair will have his hands full. The MAGA GOP candidates for the 2026 election would well be in panic mode by next Spring and a wrong move by the new Fed chair could cause control of the Congress to change to the Dems, with major hijinks then ensuing ...

Meanwhile in Okiehomie the state generates enough electricity from wind and solar to power the city of Chicago and sometimes the entire Sooner or Later State. Only two problem in the way of doubling the states generating capacity: the state is beholden to the oil and gas companies and neighbor states restrict power coming across their borders ...

Meanwhile at the Georgetown University bookstore the line of guardsmen is out the door, all of them seeking Hoyas shirts and caps. At the same time in Southeast DC the only national guard presence is on Oxen Hill road, which is taken from the Beltway to the National Mall, that part of DC being too scary for the out of state visitors to patrol. Anyway the people in Southeast are colored folks ...

Release the Epstein Files.

They were probably reprints of puzzle pages from Big Boy comics, to give to El Rey Dotardo II for the flight home. That connect the dots games and the crossword puzzle are especially challenging to a man with the intellect of a second grader ...

Der dotard is a Shoo-in for the Neville Chamberlain award for cowardice and idiocy in the face of an existential threat ...

Lemmee guess: The video featured music from Nickleback ...

So, will Der Dotard give away California, New York or both? Asking for a country...

See--we didn't mean to do this. The whole thing was rushed through by those dang Democrats--they wouldn't let us read that bill. We didn't know what we were voting for, because of the Democrats--they are to blame!
--GOP functionaries on their Zoom call town halls, afraid to tell the truth and face their constituents

He was there doing some research in macroeconomic theory about crowd behavior, or something like that. Anyway, it was a day of love, right, so what's the problem? He was just looking for love. And he was just walking to someone's office, and didn't notice the crowd when he took a short cut. All those excuses, rolled up into one. Nothing to see here...

W was once selected as the president Americans would most like to have a beer with. Heroin Bob has been selected as the guy most Americans would like to chase the dragon with...

Those who cannot make it as Wal-Mart greeters join the TSA.

Those who cannot make it at the TSA join ICE, where they get to wear face condoms, and prance around our nation's capital in packs, hassling dark-skinned folk, picking on women, and ready to pop a cap in any parking violator they encounter.

As for patrolling Southeast DC, well that's left to the DC Metro cops, because that part of town is too scary for the odd Park Service or airport cop, and the dark people there are mean to those on patrol...

It's not far from Bryan, TX to the Mexican border, and from there to who knows where, or in the case of Der Dotard, who cares where.

The fix and deal have been confirmed. Ms. Maxwell will be granted a commutation of her sentence on Trump's final day in office. With that in hand, she will be shielded from having to testify in front of Congress--something she would face with a pardon in hand. She will hold her secrets regarding the criminal sex offender now in the WH. And from today until then, she can come and go as she pleases, just having to bunk in jail...

My 2028 futurecast:
-in his final day in office, Der Dotard will commute the sentence of Ms. Maxwell
-with the commutation (not a pardon) she will not have to testify to anything
-Der Dotard, by then an 83-year old poster boy for senility, will go to his grave not being charged with sex crimes in the Epstein matter

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