In a related note, the price of memory chips, for which SK has a near monopoly on this planet, is about to go up, because of the additional cost of maintaining the SK military against the threat immediately across its northern border...

Um, pro tip here: Summer is the worst time of the year to lay sod, and the worst time of the year to throw grass seed and expect it to grow. Both require more moderate temperatures, and in this case a reflecting pool of water to get the sod to take, and the seed to germinate. Try doing this in about six weeks...

We support our troops!
--GOPers, before MAGA

Der Dotard may face a similar decision--Ivanka or DJTJ for president...

Wait. The people with the guns are afraid of the people with pencil and paper? I guess that's the case when those with the guns are embarrassed about their actions and the consequences of those actions...

Hey, Driscoll: you cannot have drones taking the place of boots on the ground in an armed conflict!
--Drinky Pete

Umm. Hold on there, Mr. Secretary...
--Umpteen Russian generals

Mike Rogers is another MAGA guy tying to appear to be a Dem, in dress, demeanor and comments like "can work with both sides of the aisle". Only the comatose in Michigan believe his transformation...

What the hell do you have to lose?
-Der Dotard to African Americans skeptical of voting for him

As it turns out, they have only respect to lose, and that appears to be gone ...

Anyone have a take on Heroin Bobs appetite for Soylent Green? Asking for people ...

You people will get power when we say ...
-local utility spokesman

We're going to vote this November and it won't be for any of these white folks ...
-Gary residents about to demonstrate their power at the polls

Oh, folks in Ohio have noticed. They have noticed that Vivek "I'm not black" Ramaswamy moved his business to Texas in demonstration of his love for the Buckeye State. They notice that Jon Husted talks and looks like a Dem running for office for the first time. They notice that when he shows up in the state, Der Dotard lands on a crop dusting air strip to talk to slack jawed locals paid to be there ...

Ozzie's license to practice medicine should be revoked. He clearly has forgotten the Hippocratic oath ...

Just trying to keep down the price of a Quarter Pounder ...
-Heroin Bob, dietician to the Cabinet

I guess no one in Drinky Pete's office is watching that Russia-Ukraine war thingy, you know, the one where drone warfare has supplanted tanks, artillery and attack helicopters. Maybe Hegseth wife, that senior Pentagon advisor on dress code, meal prep and Asian strategy, could offer an opinion on this topic ...

The Park Service?!? That's still a thing? I thought that Leon, Big Balls and the DOGE gang got rid of these slouchers, who all stand around in their hats, collecting entry fees, telling folks to not touch the bison and to get off the fences at the edge of the canyons. With no one around to see, nothing bad can happen at our national parks...

Careful now--much more of this Democratic Socialist thingy and Sen. Schumer is going to write a strongly-worded letter to someone, and that's the problem with old-guard Dems...

I'm currently looking at a deal in Ward 5 of DC--reported to be no-go for the young national guard folk, because of the crime there, and also because patrolling Rhode Island Avenue is not as photogenic as the Lincoln Memorial...

A friendly recommendation to this creep: when legally possible leave the state and change your name. Even then, don't answer the doorbell if you're not expecting someone, and always look behind you when walking in public spaces. You have made lifelong enemies whose anger and thirst for revenge know no bounds ...

By now Agent Castro is enjoying a new life in Mexico, with monthly checks from his employer...

No, that's not it at all. Jon Husted is busy running away from the MAGA kooks, GOP legislative failures, and the general stench created by Der Dotard. In his TV commercials Husted tries to come off as a Dem reformer, sick of DC corruption and eager to help veterans, old folks and small children. The color red is scarcely seen on the screen, and oh, Jon is a nice guy fighting for Ohio. Uh huh. Blah blah blah. Meanwhile, Vivek "I'm NOT black!" Ramaswamy is trying to claim that Ohio elections are not safe and secure, well, because of Ohio's corrupt history of bad elections--not mentioning that Jon Husted formerly was the Secretary of State for Ohio.

The GOP has an Ohio problem, and data centers are only a small part of the problem...

I'm glad I long since stopped wearing Wayfarers. These glasses may soon become an open invitation to punch the wearer, just for that person's presence...

I'll wager this headline will be seen on DR, oh, about 3-4 more times between now and the rumored election this November...

Not a surprise--Der Dotard taking credit for the actions of someone else...

Der Dotard will disavow any knowledge of this occurrence in about 3..2..1...

It's almost a lead-pipe cinch that ICE thugs will show up at polling places in parts of the country where voters have darker skin. DOJ 'poll watchers' will be in heavy presence in similar places, and if they can will administer poll tests and taxes (e.g., recite the Declaration of Independence verbatim, or count tell us the number of pennies in this 50-gallon barrel). In my time in Okiehomie I waited in line for 3-4 hours TWICE to vote in presidential elections, and I suspect that in Red States there will be similar wait times come November, if there are elections at all.

Before the election, Americans of all colors, shapes and sizes must make it known through peaceful demonstration that they will show up in force at the polls, and that they will report to the 'alternate' poll watchers coming from the Left. Der Dotard wants disruption and chaos--don't give it to him...