Wait. Guy lost a sword fight with a statue? Must have had three too many gummies that morning...

RoboTaxi ride in San Francisco? That's one step away form the cab ride scene in "The Game"...

pleasepleaseplease Diamond Joe, don't offer Kevin a glass of water or cup of coffee when you meet with him. Don't even offer a chair--just have him stand on the other side of the Resolute Desk. If the GOP goons want to negotiate, they need to put the Trump tax cuts on the table. In the absence of that concession, Kevin can Uber back to his office...

Her win is one step from getting an upgraded cabin on the Titanic. It will not end well ...

So ... will Mike Flynn go up against Erin Burnett in the early evening slot, or against Hannity and Anderson Cooper in the late slot, for his new show ...

Hey-those ----- pills aren't going to buy themselves, and those endorsements from DJTJ and his gal pal Kimmy G. Carry great weight with the buyers ...

The FEC is as strong as spaghetti cooked for a week. Left up to them, Santos will skate. Talk of the DOJ stepping in should worry Anthony D., and if indicted he will find no defenders in the House GOP, but I will wager he will not resign until convicted, and the GOP will vote to expel him only with great reluctance ...

Um, not to brag but in Okiehomie we have already had six tornadoes this month ...

Insurance for gun owners? OK by me.

Meanwhile in Virginia, a six-year-old, given a gun by his pops, is going to skate after firing on his teacher, in a classroom full of children. And pops will skate too because he, well he owns a gun, so must be OK. If there are a homeowner's policy with a rider for a gun in the home, that gun would not be in the home...

Big deal. These same legal beagles probably talked about dorking women they saw on the street while walking to lunch. Talk is cheap. Actions speak louder than words...

The money trail seems plausible. the implausible part involves Der Dotard coming out of pocket $1MM. I have a hard time believing he would pay $1MM for anything, much less pay at all for anything of value...

It was...Colonel Alito in the break room with a fax machine. Almost every one of the justices had motivation to leak the document. According to a certain Dotard, one of these robed folk is going to jail...

WSJ reports this week that Musk is trying to raise $3B to pay off the most expensive tranche of TWTR debt. It will not work--the greater fools already have money in the deal. Fidelity Investments, for one reportedly has written down it's equity position in TWTR by 56%. Elmo has a big, big interest payment due at month's end and it is doubtful he has the cash. I still hold to my prediction: Google, Microsoft, Amazon or Apple will buy the TWTR debt, let the default happen, and take over the company, blowing out all the equity. A year or so from now, TWTR will again be a public company, run as a tighter ship. A certain Dotard had better keep his Truth Social account open because he will be kicked off of TWTR 3.0...

Wow. This is the closest anyone in the Trump circus camp has come to demonstrating loyalty to a minion. Team Dotard must really be worried this guy will flip ...

Come Summer Russian tanks on the field of battle will be tough to find. Their crews will park them in places where they cannot be seen by satellites or drones, and then spend their days drinking ...

Kevin has now stated that the Ethics Committee has to find Anthony guilty' before they will attempt to expel him from The House. The only chance in getting this guy out is if charges of violations of campaign finance laws are brought against him. And maybe not even then.

His vote is needed and he will do as he is told. It will be 2024 before this guy is gone ...

As I've already said:
-nothing will happen to the child
-nothing will happen to the parents
-the parents may get the gun back
-the teacher's career is now over. The only thing left is how much she will get from the school district and the parents homeowners policy. Both will fight tooth and nail to limit the damages paid.

That kid is messed up. Bigly. There may be mental illness, but there is probably also learned behavior picked up in the home ...

Fat Mike wasn't much of a diplomat. Sticky fingers, wagging tongue and a thirst for free liquor which belonged to the US taxpayer. He is trying his hardest to remain relevant at a time when he is mostly forgotten and his voting demographic cannot recall what he did while working in DC ...

Mam oh man. Just don't tell this guy Carlson about Blondie and Tootsie, or Betty and Veronica, or that bi-girl LuAnn DeGroot, or Thelma, or even those CILFs Wilma and Betty. So many of them out there...

Can anyone on this site name any other public figure who has met with so many creeps, criminals and miscreants and still claim to 'not know them'? Hell, even The Pope knows when he is shaking the hand of some sort of sinner or other person in need of spiritual guidance and all that which Jesus offers.

Chalk this up to Der Dotard not knowing, not caring and presenting incredibly bad judgement, of the sort that should easily disqualify anyone from being anywhere near the levers of power...

WSJ reports that 90% of the laying hens in Colorado had to be destroyed, and that other states are seeing large kills. Being highly perishable, one cannot just put all those eggs in a silo and hold them for a few months from now. I suspect both sides in this matter own a bit of the truth. A little more pushback in the form of consumers not buying eggs because of the price will bring forth the true state of the market...

Fine. More room at this place for folks who like good food. The Righties can take it to some fast food joint for fried coleslaw triple-decker cardiac arrest breakfast, with gravy and biscuits on the side. And don't forget the grits and butter, jerks...

I realize now that George Santos is the love of Jiminy Glick and Mariah Carey...

Want to see what bad public education gets you? Come to Okiehomie. Employers in the state are screaming for engineers, and the state's colleges cannot make enough of them. College grads are often leaving the state, either to return to their home states (most often, to Texas) or for a better quality of life. With a little luck and some effort, Florida could well become the Oklahoma of the Deep South, which is not something about which to boast...

This headline must be true. Why else would there have been abortion clinics in Okiehomie? Certainly not just to encourage that Texas trash to cross the Red River ...