Der Dotard is cut...from a big block of fat, just like the butter cows displayed at various state fairs...

Memo to Der Dotard: that's NOT how Hitler did it. The Third Reich were great record keepers. They wrote down everything and kept all manner of records of their work...

Babies R Us will soon be the place for white couples (no LGBTQ folk or dark-skinned applicants, please) to pick up a clean, drug-free baby with no mental defects or serious medical complications. Every once in a while one of those cute Japanese or Korean babies will come through, too. Barren white women or those with some sort of savior complex (see: Amy Coney Barrett) will soon enough get to fulfill their fantasies of an immaculate conception...

What a waste. A good, healthy, drug free white child will draw heavy coin. Why give away what you can traffic? Remember those 'Homes for Unwed Mothers"? They will be coming back, bigly...

Every candidate who is behind in their races will stick their ugly mug in front of any TV camera pointed in their general direction. They need the press.

Hey NPR, CNN or any other middle to left news organization: want to get GOP candidates on your shows? Set aside X minutes of programming for them and their Dem opponent, send out invitations by overnight mail, email, Twitter and by phone. In the invite tell both candidates that the one who shows up gets the time set aside for their opponent if that person doesn't participate. You will get full participation ...

If only Barry Goldwater were still alive to kick each and every butt at that event, and if only William F. Buckley were there to debate Orban. The modern GOP is so devoid of ideas and moral fiber it is amazing to think of where the party's roots, now torn from the ground, once were ...

This kook, clearly in love with the dulcet tone of his own voice, certainly knows who Jesus would shoot, and probably agrees with that sage Homer Simpson that Jesus would still be alive if he had a gun.

I've said it before and will say it again: if you have to bring a gun to church you are attending the wrong church. If you are afraid of dying while in God's house you are doing religion wrong ...

So long as these dolts and grifters don't have to pay for their recounts they will continue to scream for them, no matter how punishing their defeats at the polls. Money both talks and swears, and put up or shut up' should be more of the political conversation in this country ...

This lady is so getting primaried. Her sexual orientation and odd fashion sense will not help her in 2024, and unless the Dems are in REALLY big trouble none will come to her aid. And her foibles outlined above will certainly preclude her acceptance by the GOP. She should get a big bag of donation cash from her hedge fund sponsors and then drop out of the 2024 race ...

Ethics and integrity are scary characteristics to some. A strong knowledge and understanding of The Bible make him a challenge to debate for the phony christians on the Right. I'll wager that old #34 will try to win the debate by invoking his loyalty to Der Dotard and Uga the bulldog. His feeble antics will collapse once the hard questions start in their debate. Reverend and Senator Warnock should agree to debate Hershel anywhere, any time. The GOP has a weak slate of dopes, dolts, MAGA shills, grifters and bootlickers lined up. So long as the Dems conduct themselves like the sensible adults in the room, it should be a walkover. Starting with Warnock...

Good. These cops fired so wantonly that they are lucky they didn't shoot each other. They appear to have been trained by the command "Ready-Fire-Aim"...

No one should count on seeing Der Dotard do the Perp Walk anytime soon. The DOJ legal mob working these matters know that their situation is so dangerous that they must have air-tight cases, since both the judiciary and the public will be quite skeptical of any charges brought against Dolt 45. Trump will not be brought down on some exciting, high-drama charges. I predict that like Al Capone, he will be felled by some serious, yet mundane charge that will stick...

Since Unky Vlad has yet to sanction him, I think the US should also sanction Der Dotard. What's that? You say they're working on it? Good...

One would think a 73-year old guy with a Ph.D from Harvard would be smart enough to keep himself out of jail. Navarro thinks he is so smart that he will beat the DOJ and will somehow be protected by Der Dotard, who has already forgotten his name and lost his phone number. Too clever by half? Nope--not clever enough, by a mile...

Senator Johnson's comments will make for a great campaign ad!
-Mandela Barnes, frontrunner for Democratic Party nomination for US Senate, Wisconsin

I predict that sooner or later, someone near the top of the criminal conspiracy will be dragged out of bed at zero dark thirty, be arraigned the next morning in front of the meanest judge that can be found, require cash bond in seven figures and will park themselves in the DC Jail for a while before getting out pre-trial, during which time they surrender their passport, wear some stylish ankle bracelet, and be confined to barracks. Presented with this example, loads of other folk will have their lawyers call the local DOJ office for an invitation to coffee, where the client in question can talktalktalk, so as to keep that example from happening to them...

This is a travesty! It's another instance where an unelected old man is defying the word of our Orange Leader!
-Phony Christians advocating for broken families

Good--double-time this case. Members of this group and their seditious leader claim to have military or law enforcement backgrounds, and the MO of all such folk is to act expeditiously. Any delay would suggest that those in the dock feel both regret and culpability. For what? They claim to be protectors of the Constitution, and their actions defy that claim. The DOJ should now, on behalf of the American Public, avail itself of all remedies found in that document and in the US Criminal Code...

Mr. Scully's call of Kirk Gibson's home run in the 1988 World Series is broadcasting platinum. He knew how much to add and when to shut up. RIP to a master of his craft...

How do we know she is actually interred there? Did anyone witness Ivana being buried at TrumpWorld Bedminster? I'll wager he sold her carcass as fish food, skimmed off some sod, buried a piece of carved granite veneer glued onto a concrete block, and called it a tax break--I mean a cemetery. As for the mongrel children, they were too busy dodging their delusional dad to show up for the burial--which was convenient all the way around...

This situation will not change, even when the wives and daughters of anti-abortion folk are directly involved in situations like this. Instead, those women will slink off to California, New York or Illinois to have their 'treatment' done and these matters resolved. Back home in the Bible Belt, these folks will report on their 'tragic miscarriage' which happened while they were visiting friends...

Here is Okiehomie any cowpoke can go 'pistols up' just about anywhere but the OKC Philharmonic performances, which also cuts down on those who put their feet on the furniture and wear their ballcaps indoors...

I doubt this episode will make it onto one of those HGTV shows ...

Headline fail. Should read "Abortions will remain common for wealthy white girls". You're welcome ...

I could shoot Vlad Putin on Fifth Avenue and not lose a single vote.
-Diamond Joe, the only leader of a US political party who can say so