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IT's just a good thing we have America's Best and Brightest running this War!

Gimme an F ...
Gimme a U ...
Gimme a C ...
Gimme a K ...
What's that spell?
What's that spell?

yeah, c'mon on all you big strong men
Uncle Sam needs your help again
he's got himself in a terrible jam
way down yonder in old Iran
so put down your books and pick up a gun
we're gonna have a whole lot of fun

and it's 1, 2, 3, what're we fighting for?
don't ask me, I don't give a damn
next stop is in Iran

and it's 5, 6, 7, open up the pearly gates
well there ain't no time to wonder why
whoopee! we're all gonna die

well c'mon Kegsbreath, let's move fast
your big chance has come at last
gotta go out and get those Towelheads
the only good Muslim is one who's dead

and you know that peace can only be won
when we've blown em all to kingdom come

well c'mon on Wall Street
don't be slow
why this is war a-go-go

there's plenty good money to be made
by supplin' the Army with the tools of the trade
just hope and pray that if we drop the bomb
they drop it on Tehran!

chorus
well c'mon mothers throughout this land
pack your boys off to old Iran
c'mon pops, don't hesitate
send em off before it's too late

be the first one on your block to have your boy come home in a box
and it's 1, 2, 3, what're we fighting for?
don't ask me, I don't give a damn.
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