Wednesday, March 25, 2026

US Army Increases Maximum Enlistment Age to 42

Effective 20 April 2026, the US Army:

  • Increases the maximum enlistment age up to and including age 42 for prior and non-prior military service applicants.
  • Eliminates requirement of a waiver for a single conviction of possession of marijuana or a single conviction of possession of drug paraphernalia.
  • Adds major misconduct waiver approval authority to Commanding General, US Army Division for Regular Army and US Army Reserve applicants or Chief, National Guard Bureau for Army National Guard applicants.
    DOD Recruitment Goals

    Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 05:29 AM | 7 COMMENTS | permalink

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    The bellicose Trumpf junta changed the name of the Department of Defense to Department of War, illegally attacked Venezuela and Iran, is conducting counter-cartel operations in Ecuador, re-opened the US Army Jungle Warfare Training Center in Panama, has made public their intentions on one day taking over Cuba and Greenland, and did not rule out bringing back the draft for young men between the ages of 18 and 26.

    Link: Young, healthy Barron Trumpf would register for the draft at this website

    #1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-25 05:32 AM

    This is not what anyone sa is a good sign.

    #2 | Posted by Zed at 2026-03-25 09:29 AM

    MAGA morons aren't worried. Most of them couldn't pass the PT test anyway, so they're becoming ICE agents.

    #3 | Posted by jpw at 2026-03-25 11:29 AM

    No Social Security for you! Go die for Russia!

    #4 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-03-25 05:28 PM

    They removed the weed waiver. Oh ---- we really are going to invade Iran.

    #5 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2026-03-25 08:26 PM

    Which company makes body bags for Uncle Sam, and did someone buy a huge amount of their stock moments before a government announcement.

    #6 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-03-25 08:52 PM

    *** Another Change for the Worse in the Trumpf Junta's Ministry of War, Death, and Destruction ***

    "Secretary of War Crimes Pete Hegseth announced that the rank insignia military chaplains wear on their work uniforms will be replaced by their religious insignia.

    The direction to military chaplains -- all of whom are officers -- to replace the rank insignia on their uniforms with their religious insignia, "speaks to the difficult balance of the duality of being a chaplain in the military," the misogynistic racist alcoholic bleated.

    "A chaplain is first and foremost a chaplain, and an officer second. This change is a visual representation of that fact," whined the most underqualified USSECDEF America ever suffered with.

    "Specifically unique to the role of a chaplain, they are first and foremost called and ordained by God. And, while they will retain rank as an officer to those they serve, their rank will not be visible," the Faux Christian sniveled."

    ~snip~

    The Dept of War Crimes is also reducing the number of chaplain codes to 31 to make religious homogenization easier.

    Sources:

    www.war.gov

    imageproxy.youversionapi.com

    #7 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-26 02:03 PM

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