Tuesday, March 31, 2026

Exotic dancer: Troops Spilling Trump Iran Invasion Plans

San Diego is home to the largest US naval base on the West Coast " hosting Navy SEALs that could be used to seize key oil terminals on Kharg Island and free the Strait of Hormuz from Irans iron grip. But sombre soldiers have been putting Trump's strategic mission in jeopardy by mistaking an exotic dancer for their therapist. "Something I've noticed lately is all the military guys are coming in and they're spending all of their money," Daze says in he TikTok clip. "It's sad. They're kind of depressed ... They're like, Oh yeah, we're gonna have fun, we're getting deployed next week'."

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"PSA: Don't tell your adult entertainer you're deploying," Marine officer and influencer Kagan Dunlap posted on X.

"You gotta remind your folks: Don't talk to your barber about when you're deploying. Don't talk to your adult entertainer about deploying or when you're leaving, or what you're doing or dates and times and locations.

"Because they don't know any better, they're gonna post a TikTok video about it."

#1 | Posted by censored at 2026-03-31 10:14 PM

... "Something I've noticed lately is all the military guys are coming in and they're spending all of their money," Daze says in he TikTok clip. "It's sad. They're kind of depressed ... ...

So, now Tik-Tok may be a breach of National Security?


#2 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-03-31 10:39 PM

National Security?

That's a Finger up the Tin Man's Backside.

#3 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-04-03 05:15 PM

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