AIPAC should form their own political party: The American Israel Party (AIP). This acronym was first used in 1968.

This way, gun-loving anti-abortion Jesus freaks can vote for the capitalist tool of their choice in the GOP on election days. Republicans like Joe Kent, Marjorie-Taylor Greene (MTG), or Tucker Carlson would applaud this development.

Peace-loving, progressive Americans can then choose the Democratic Party candidate of their choice that won't support ethnic cleansing or the "Forever Wars." Democrats like young master James Talarico, ex-US Marine Graham Platner, or the effective NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani would also approve of this measure.

Islamophobes, warmongers, and Americans that put Israel's economic and military interests ahead of the US can then freely vote for the candidate of their choice on election days. In 2025, disgraced ex-NYS Governor Andrew Cuomo abandoned the Democratic Party and ran on such a ticket in his race for NYC Mayor.

Such a trifurcation will probably increase voter turnout on election days which have been historically low as voters will then have less ambiguity in their decision making on which direction the US should take. Voter turnout in NYC's 2025 mayoral race was an historic high.

Case in point: In the Maine contest to be the Democratic Party candidate for US Senator, former US Marine and oyster farmer Graham Platner has a commanding 30-point lead over the sitting Governor of Maine, Janet "AIPAC" Mills (D-ME).

Polling indicates young master James Talarico (D) narrowly beats both Texas Sen. John "AIPAC" Cornyn (R) and Attorney General Ken "Anti-Sharia Law" Paxton (R) in a general election.

In a hypothetical general election matchup, Talarico leads Cornyn by two points -- 43% to 41% -- and leads Paxton by just one point, 44% to 43%.