Sunday, April 26, 2026

Steak 'n Shake Has a 'Chief MAHA Officer'

The fast food chain Steak 'n Shake, which last year switched from vegetable oil to beef tallow to cook fries, is making more moves under newly appointed Chief MAHA Officer Michael Boes to go "back to the glory days of fast food." They claim it won't raise their prices. "Fortunately, we operate as a private entity, and so we believe if we do right by the customers, the market's going to reward us," he said.

Comments

The beef tallow flavored ivermectin sounds delish.

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-04-26 01:10 PM

The beef tallow flavored ivermectin sounds delish.

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-04-26 01:10 PM | Reply | Flag:

You sound like the ------ who eats seed oils as "healthy"

#2 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2026-04-26 07:58 PM

#2 | POSTED BY LUVSORANGETURDS

Says the -------- who soaks his pink sock in bleach.

#3 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-04-26 08:22 PM

Poor people die around ten years sooner than rich people because...of vegetable oil?
Maybe you make America healthy by passing National Health Care, by not cutting Snap food benefits, by increasing funding for housing and along the way increase taxes on those who are deliberately electing people like Trump because he is will on his way to murdering SS.

#4 | Posted by Hughmass at 2026-04-27 06:46 AM

HUGHMASS I think the dirty little secret is that the rich and powerful really don't mind if the riff raff don't live longer; they probablythink they are reducing suffering by shortening the amount of time those folks suffer! Allowing them to end their miserable existence is actually merciful, in their aristocratic mind.

#5 | Posted by danni at 2026-04-27 11:47 AM

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