Tuesday, May 12, 2026

Ted Scuz Admits He’s A Parasite

Texas Republican Sen. Ted Cruz has labelled New York Democratic Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez a "parasite sucking on the taxpayer" because she collects a federal paycheck - just as he does. Cruz was guesting on Sean Hannity's Fox News show Monday evening when he lashed out at "radical extremists" like Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren and AOC in a warning to viewers about what is at stake if Republicans lose November's midterm elections. "The stakes are, do we hand over the Congress and the country to a bunch of radical extremists?" the senator said.

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Overweight good-for-nothing Cuban-Canadian poltroon who flees whenever a disaster or poor weather strikes Texas: "The stakes are, do we hand over the Congress and the country to a bunch of radical extremists?"

MAGA is not "radically extreme" enough for this foreigner?

Do America, Canada, Cuba, and the world a huge favor, Senor Cruz:

Salta!


#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-05-12 01:49 PM

... "The stakes are, do we hand over the Congress and the country to a bunch of radical extremists?" the senator said. ...

That was done in the 2024 election.

The task now is to get the Democracy back from MAGA.

#2 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-05-12 01:56 PM

Self awareness requires something Ted lacks.... intelligence.

Fat Wolverine looks like he was fired from the bowling alley for f**king the shoes.

#3 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-05-12 02:16 PM

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