Friday, March 22, 2024

Highs School Tracks Student Bathroom Usage to the Minute

Students get only two bathroom breaks a day for seven minutes each during classtime, and in order to request "bathroom privileges," they must key in their student ID numbers to the app. Students pointed out concerns about data privacy. And not all students need the bathroom equally"one girl was frustrated the app didn't give her enough time while she was on her period.

Posted by censored at 05:47 PM | 10 COMMENTS | permalink

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one girl was frustrated the app didn't give her enough time while she was on her period.

Sounds like a minor tweak is needed for the app to track female periods. Or, if data privacy is a concern, go old school and attach a physical scarlet "." to the student's forehead. Right in the middle.

Genius! Why hasn't anyone thought of this before?

#1 | Posted by censored at 2024-03-22 05:54 PM

This is BS. Only two restroom breaks isn't enough for a full school day. I swear schools are getting crappier by the day.

#2 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2024-03-22 06:02 PM

[...] I swear schools are getting crappier by the day. #2 | Posted by LauraMohr

Or perhaps, with the limited bathroom breaks, less crappy?
[rimshot!]

#3 | Posted by censored at 2024-03-22 06:08 PM

Everybody poops.

#4 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2024-03-22 10:29 PM

If hydrating for an after school endurance event then might need to pee every 60-90 minutes.

#5 | Posted by mattm at 2024-03-22 10:55 PM

Less bowl $#!+, more trouser $#!+

#6 | Posted by hamburglar at 2024-03-22 11:08 PM

Less bowl $#!+, more trouser $#!+ #6 | Posted by hamburglar

#7 | Posted by censored at 2024-03-23 08:20 AM

so many problems with this.

an app? this implies they get to keep their phones on them all day....right?

and this is the result of schools being sued over what happens in bathrooms.

#8 | Posted by eberly at 2024-03-23 09:49 AM

www.youtube.com

#9 | Posted by MSgt at 2024-03-23 03:49 PM

It's Fresneck.

#10 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2024-03-23 09:28 PM

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