Wednesday, April 17, 2024

Woman suspected of taking a dead man to withdraw bank loan

"Uncle, are you listening?" she asks him. "You need to sign. If you don't sign, there's no way. I can't sign for you, it has to be you. What I can do, I do." "Sign it so you don't give me any more headaches, having to go to the registry office. I can't take it anymore," the woman continues.

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Maybe he's just resting. Pining for the fjords ...

#1 | Posted by censored at 2024-04-17 06:45 PM

Reminds me of the time I went to my bank for a couple of tasks.

One of which, I wanted to confirm that my will was OK, and that my Executor(s) would get appropriate access needed to do what they needed to to.

The teller told me, no, being an executor is not a valid reason to access your accounts. You need to be here and allow that access. I told her, but I'll be dead. She said something along the lines of, "rules are rules, no exceptions."

I went home and sent my lawyer an email, asking for the correct words to write to the bank's legal team.

Long story short, I receive an apology letter from the bank's legal team.

It was A Big Apology. Along the lines of, ~we blew it, big time.~ They told me that my executor(s) would be quite OK accessing my accounts with the appropriate legal documents that I mentioned in my email (e.g., death certificate, etc.).

Banks can be interesting.


#2 | Posted by LampLighter at 2024-04-17 07:05 PM

[...] They told me that my executor(s) would be quite OK accessing my accounts with the appropriate legal documents that I mentioned in my email (e.g., death certificate, etc.). [...] #2 | Posted by LampLighter

Sounds like a lot of hassle. Probably easier to just wheel you in like this woman's uncle.

#3 | Posted by censored at 2024-04-17 07:21 PM

At least he's not dead broke.

#4 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2024-04-17 07:23 PM

The same stunt will be pulled by Trump's crotch fruit.
"weekend at Donnie's".

#5 | Posted by a_monson at 2024-04-19 12:35 AM

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