Saturday, January 25, 2025

The Donald J. Trump Jukebox - ONLY 20 LEFT!!

In case you were worried that Donald J. Trump would run out of things to sell online, I have some great news: he's now selling jukeboxes!

Comments

Where's the Pukeboxes?? We need a lot of those things.

#1 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2025-01-25 07:05 PM

Springtime for Elon (Trump salute song parody)

Song parody of "Springtime for Hitler" from The Producers.

=== Lyrics ===

Donald Trump was out of money, what a sad, sad tale
Needed to win re-election to stay out of jail
What was he to do?
As his debt accrued?

He looked around and then he found
This oligarchic dude

And now it's..
Springtime for Elon and the GOP
Now we're all happy (but not gay)
Trump gobbles up all of those briber bucks
He'll blow up the country like some Cybertrucks

(more at the link)

www.youtube.com

#2 | Posted by Corky at 2025-01-25 08:06 PM

I'd buy a piece of his skull.

#3 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-01-25 08:44 PM

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