Tuesday, March 18, 2025

The perfect country western song 2.0 from Michigan

A woman in Michigan was arrested after police allegedly found her in bed with a dead man on top of her. According to a statement from the Green Oak Charter Township Police Department, officers responded at around 11:13 a.m. to a report of a "possible death" at a mobile home community. When officers arrived, they found a woman "in bed with an obviously deceased male on top of her." "After the initial investigation it was determined this was a homicide," authorities wrote. Police said that the victim was struck several times with blunt force in the head and stabbed several times in the chest and neck. The woman and the victim have been in a long-term relationship and living at the home with their son who was unharmed, according to authorities. The woman was taken to a hospital for evaluation "while in custody."

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There are some great country song titles; "Thank God and Greyhound You're Gone"... "How Can I Tell You I Love You If You Won't Get Offa My Face?".

"Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed" -- Kinky Friedman

#1 | Posted by Corky at 2025-03-18 04:43 PM

The Best Of The Worst Country-western Song Titles

1 - Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life

2 - Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed

3 - Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

4 - Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

5 - How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

6 - How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?

7 - I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral

8 - I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life

9 - I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling

10 - I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me

more *yes, more

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#2 | Posted by Corky at 2025-03-18 05:39 PM

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