On what grounds could ICE even deport Lorne Michaels, especially given that he is a naturalized U.S. citizen? Well, I'll start by noting that "legal grounds for deportation" is clearly not a concept to which the Trump administration gives much consideration anyway. We're talking about a group of people who feel unbound by rules and are willing to try anything until they are prevented from doing so. Already, Trump has floated the idea of deporting to El Salvador homegrown U.S. citizens who have been found guilty of crimes.
Dear Mr. President:
Sir, I am so sick of watching the overrated, low-rated Saturday Night Live on the failing NBC network ridicule you week in and week out. It's sick and un-American to the point that it makes me cry. Sir, I am a tough guy, tall, over six feet, but I literally have tears in my eyes thinking about this, sir.
Sir, did you know that S.N.L. is run by an immigrant? What if you used your presidential power and the word "hereby" to deport this nasty man back to our enemy Canada? Sir, sir, thank you, sir.
Yours, An actual (American-born!) U.S. citizen
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