#4: The Deputy US Marshal, also trained by the ATF to conduct firearms traces and explosives investigations, could have been better utilized for two weeks in the DC area. I linked the crime rate for Wash DC. In the attached complaint, look at the investigatory work the Deputy USM put into this matter on behalf of Edward R. Martin Jr, Esquire.

Simpler Solution:

Deputy US Marshals secure the AUSA building where the interview took place. In the photos above, you could see the bollards protecting the entrance. If Edward R. Martin Jr was indeed "assaulted" by Emily Gabriella Sommer, he could have run into the building and pointed out the offender to any of the DUSMs at the magnetometer station. Instead, he took the time to write out the formal Information (which carries the same weight as an indictment), then had the USMS spend time researching this woman to ensure vengeance or punishment.

As for me, I would have accepted my punishment from the woman for being a rightwing jerk. Or, if I felt threatened or was assaulted, I would have run inside the building and asked the DUSMs to arrest the woman. If this was a man, I might have employed ju-jitsu on him. But then I'm hurting a guy that didn't hurt me.

#8: And when you think more about this nonsense, while Miss Sommer was expressing her First Amendment right of Free Speech, she spit on the snowflake's trench coat, not Edward R. Martin, Jr. Esquire. So, the defendant allegedly assaulted his waterproof raincoat and gave him a well-deserved tongue-lashing.

BTW: Remember these oldies, but goodies?

#14: Rings a bell, but I can't place it now.

'Morning Doc: Thanks for that! The narrator's timbre reminds me of Orson Welles, but I don't think it's him. Hi-Yah!