Saturday, July 19, 2025

Donald Trump Joke

It's a joke, son, a joke I tells ya! YT short, maybe a minute

Posted by Corky at 04:29 PM | 9 COMMENTS | permalink

Comments

the set-up is SO good... you think maybe it won't be funny, but...

#1 | Posted by Corky at 2025-07-19 04:30 PM

It's a pretty good joke! but you won't hear it on CBS because they agreed to allow Donald Trump to approve all humor from now on. I'll not be getting news from them going forward, the once great news network of Cronkite and Rather is now just a memory. CBS executives are just MAGAmorons today!

#2 | Posted by danni at 2025-07-21 07:34 AM

LOL.

#3 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-07-21 02:44 PM

Trump tells a joke?

Is it, "How many girls do you think I could fit in my mouth at once?"

#4 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-07-21 02:54 PM

A Russian spy, a sexual predator and a billionaire walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "What can I get you, Mr. President?"

#5 | Posted by Corky at 2025-07-21 03:49 PM

"A 12 year old Scotch!"

#6 | Posted by Corky at 2025-07-21 04:03 PM

God asks Bush: "What do you believe in?"

Bush answers: "I believe in the free market and the strong American nation!"

"Very well," says God. "Come sit to my right."

Next, God asks Obama: "What do you believe in?"

Obama answers: "I believe in the power of democracy, and equal rights for all."

"Good," says God.

"You shall sit to my left."

Finally, God asks Trump: "What do you believe in?"

Trump answers: "I believe you're sitting in my chair."

#7 | Posted by Corky at 2025-07-21 05:51 PM

"I believe you're sitting in my chair."

Lewzer is Wyatt Earp? :-)

#8 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-07-21 06:01 PM

He thinks he is... really, he's more like Icky Twerp.

www.teepublic.com

#9 | Posted by Corky at 2025-07-21 06:06 PM

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