Repug Tried Gouge Out Wife’s Eyes

Saturday, August 30, 2025

Oklahoma State Representative Ty Burns, R-Morrison, pleaded guilty to domestic assault after court documents revealed he tried to gouge out his wife's eyes and later forced a vehicle carrying his daughter and another relative into a ditch. Despite the plea, Burns remains in office, stepping down only from a committee chair assignment.

Posted by reinheitsgebot at 01:07 PM | 9 COMMENTS | permalink

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Court records also describe a November incident when Burns' wife said he "forcefully tried to gouge her eye out with his finger," breaking a blood vessel after he became angry she made plans with friends.

That's similar to pedo 47 raping and partially scalping Ivana.

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-08-30 01:08 PM

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#7 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-08-30 04:13 PM

... Oklahoma State Representative Ty Burns, R-Morrison, pleaded guilty to domestic assault after court documents revealed he tried to gouge out his wife's eyes and later forced a vehicle carrying his daughter and another relative into a ditch. ...

Wait, what?

Holy gross Batman!

After reading the cited article and taking a step back to calm my emotions ...

One question that came to mind was ...

He pleaded guilty to this gross (I am at a loss for adjectives here) action.

OK, what might have been the other, more severe (if that's possible) evidence that law enforcement may have had to induce him to plea guilty to these (lesser?) charges?

#8 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-08-30 07:50 PM

LAMP

Maybe not evidence but rather the risk of a more severe penalty if his case went to trial. Not to mention the publicity that would gross out any chance of getting re-elected.

Then, of course, his wife may have her own of severe which wouldn't surprise me.

#9 | Posted by Twinpac at 2025-08-30 11:00 PM

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