Saturday, October 18, 2025

Tech Bros Accidently Poisoning Selves with Severe Brain Toxins

Earlier this week, a bombshell analysis by Consumer Reports found that popular meal replacement drinks " a long-time favorite of tech bros " contain more lead in a single serving than a healthy adult should eat in a day.

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Our tests of popular dairy, beef, and plant-based protein products found plant-based options had the highest lead levels, 9x as much as dairy and 2x as much as beef. Even dairy powders weren't risk-free: half were too contaminated for safe daily use.

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-- Consumer Reports (@consumerreports.org) Oct 14, 2025 at 9:59 AM

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"The findings are ironic, to say the least, given that Silicon Valley's worker bees have made Huel a staple of their work-life culture " a corporate ethos which sugarcoats an industry built on overwork and economic inequity.

As tech writer Joan Westenberg put it in an excellent writeup on meal replacement products, the drinks represent the "hubris and pitfalls of tech culture's impulse to reduce the irreducible."

"The same naive confidence that code can optimize every aspect of our lives ... it's an attractive illusion that technology can neatly solve the messy realities of existing in a body, of being a biological creature instead of a computer," said Westenberg."

#1 | Posted by Corky at 2025-10-18 05:06 PM

Let me guess, these same ass clowns thought horse paste would cure Covid too. LOL. Idiots gonna idiot.

#2 | Posted by a_monson at 2025-10-18 06:58 PM

@#1 ... it's an attractive illusion that technology can neatly solve the messy realities of existing in a body, of being a biological creature instead of a computer," said Westenberg." ...

Back in the day, I used to go to the local gym regularly to try to stay toned and challenge my cardio abilities over the winter when I was not able to ride my bicycle.

I used to talk with the other folk there, an amazingly diverse group of people. More often than not, the hulky guys would tell me that I needed to drink this [insert latest fad drink here] to ~get fit.~

I asked them what was in the drinks and, not surprisingly, they really did not know.


#3 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-10-18 08:35 PM

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