[F]ormer NFL player Matt Kalil is suing his former wife, Haley Kalil, claiming that she violated his right to privacy during a livestreamed interview by describing his genitals as being too big. ... During the 12-minute interview, Haley implicitly referenced Matt's genitalia, claiming that his penis was like "two Coke cans, maybe even a third," and described the daunting dick as the primary reason for the couple's divorce.