The physical health and mental faculties of the morbidly obese aspartame-addled President have become a concern in Washington DC with both his cult-like followers and his critics. Dummkopf Trumpf may be suffering from the after effects of a sexually transmitted disease (STD) from his younger days or the onset of dementia. The growing splotches on the backs of his hands may be the sign of a serious illness or he may be receiving critical IV injections there. An MRI was administered for Trumpf's brain, but the results were not released.

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Without makeup and wig, this is what the lethargic low-energy Dummkopf Trumpf (79), the man who brayed "Sleepy Joe" Biden was too old to be President, really looks like.