"If you are a lawyer, are interested in being an AUSA, and support President Trump and anti-crime agenda, DM me," Chad Mizelle, acting general counsel for Department of Homeland Security and former Department of Justice chief of staff under Trump, wrote on X on Saturday.
This rules so hard. In law school I remember people who wanted to be federal prosecutors spending three years doing everything they could to be maybe, possibly be competitive for an AUSA job someday. Now you just need to hop on X the everything app and DM a guy named Chad.
-- Jay Willis (@jaywillis.net) Jan 31, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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