Thursday, February 12, 2026

Necrotic Pedo Sparks Health Concerns With Bizarre Slurring

The president appeared to experience a system malfunction during a self-indulgent speech at the White House on Wednesday. President Donald Trump, 79, drew attention to his declining health with a confounding word salad at an event celebrating him as the "Undisputed Champion of Coal." I'm proud to officially name the undispuut..." Trump said, before muttering unintelligible gibberish for about two seconds. "When did this come out? Mr. Speaker," he said, before appearing to remember his lines and getting back on track. Trump's trolling rival, California Gov. Gavin Newsom, couldn't miss an opportunity to slam the president, with his press office posting the footage on X. "The sundowning starts earlier every day," the caption read.

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VPOTUS JD Vance and Second Lady Usha Bala Chilukuri Vance:


JD Vance: "See Usha, I told you all this global humiliation was worth it."

Usha Vance: "Yeah, but what in Virupaksha's name is taking so long for Dummkopf to stroke out?"

JD Vance: "Uh, you mean Jesus Christ's name, Usha."

#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-02-12 03:24 AM

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